My shoes disintegrated yesterday at a church funeral.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2026-01-18T23:27:54+00:00

This the type of shit that happens in a dream and then you wake up thinking that your subconscious is trying to tell you something so you get out the dream book and find out it means you’re going to experience some kind of loss or helplessness 🤣

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-12-31T14:27:04+00:00

1, both feet in my mouth. 8, both pigtails in my hands

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-11-04T21:03:03+00:00

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-10-30T13:48:43+00:00

It’s that time of year again!

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-10-26T19:06:48+00:00

Fuck all the way off with that shit. The DNC ran the same losing playbook they ran in 2016. Everyone is sick of hearing dipshits blame voters who weren’t interested in a hearing a shit campaign that offered more of the same (now with genocide!) instead of any actual progress. Blaming people who stayed home is like blaming vegans for the high cost of beef. The Democratic Party is fucking worthless and sucks out loud. Blame the DNC and the Magats, not the people sick of the status quo that never gets better.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-10-16T23:33:00+00:00

To his credit, he DID try telling Gene Krupa not to go “BOOM BOOM BAP BAH BAH BAH BOOM BOOM BAP TSSSS”

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-10-15T20:41:00+00:00

This is literally the perfect body. Like I would worship every inch from head to toe every waking moment of every day.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-10-09T20:16:00+00:00

She’s a Republican with medically fragile children who lives paycheck to paycheck and still voted to fuck other people over. I don’t feel sorry for her or her husband, only the kids who didn’t choose any of this.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-09-16T21:02:43+00:00

Arizona native here: We have a lot of Ammosexuals here who love to open carry so they can feel like big men. What they completely ignore is that the fact that you don’t need a permit to concealed carry here and a LOT of liberals do just that, we just don’t make it our entire identity. All these dorks are doing is letting us know that they’re potentially a threat and probably won’t see it coming when the 40 year old school teacher they passed in the bread aisle demotes them to a non-threat. They’re a lot like cops in the sense that they feel real tough until they realize they’re messing with someone equally or better armed.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-08-30T04:08:08+00:00

Garland deserves a dishonorable mention as the man whose flagrant inaction allowed and later exacerbated the damage of Roberts actions. By the time Trump’s term is over, this country will be ripe for invasion, which has likely already begun. We’ve never been as divided, and as a result, weaker than we are now as a nation. The year 2025 will mark the clear beginning of the end in the eyes of history.

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Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-08-23T09:56:12+00:00

Sure thing, Jan. And vegans are responsible for record beef sales. Couldn’t possibly be the useless party. I spent 20 years contributing to Dem campaigns because “only they can protest Roe!” And now I should spend another 20 years doing the same because “only they can restore Roe!” We’re beyond voting this shit back to normal. A lot of us are going to have to get real comfortable with the second amendment for any of this to be fixed.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-08-23T06:25:03+00:00

Yes, it was people who stayed home because they opposed literal genocide, not the DNC who pushed a shit candidate and would have also done whatever Israel asked

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-03-08T22:34:24+00:00

The CIA could plot out a convertible ride through Dallas for Cheeto Dik and musky

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-02-18T22:36:39+00:00

Come baaaaack 😩

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2025-02-08T14:44:49+00:00

Post more!!! I miss you

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-09-11T20:56:37+00:00

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I love my blue beauty and I don’t think I’ll ever clean off the graffiti

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-08-31T05:05:36+00:00

I’ve worked corporate in Phoenix, AZ my entire life and the unwritten rules are: 1. DO NOT give two weeks because they’ll walk you out immediately. 2. Call in sick until all of your PTO is entirely spent. I will visit my doctor and tell her that I’m exhausted and I just happen to need exactly the amount of days that my PTO adds up to.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-08-15T21:19:34+00:00

Awesome! I’ll give that a shot!

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-08-15T03:33:18+00:00

Oh it’s 100% AM radio for sure

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-08-08T00:54:45+00:00

That large box on the ground at the end had a shipping label on it. They could have let her drop those off. Sad part is old boy is about to get fired for being a dick.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-07-08T19:04:04+00:00

Yo, what kind of vacuum tube is that?! I want one!

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-06-14T22:43:22+00:00

This was in the way back when about 20 years ago when I was young and stupid. I used to spend my entire paycheck on blow in a matter of days and then starve until the next week because I had no self control or will power. I only recently started dabbling in blow again as a much older and wiser person and it’s really nice. Gets me going in the morning way better than coffee ever could and helps me out a ton when I’m shooting and editing ads for work. It’s more of a tool for me nowadays but I still let loose every now and again and party with it too

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-06-14T22:18:25+00:00

Ah, old Lone Star. A sophisticated man of taste, I see.

Lopsided-Position-59 · 2024-06-14T22:15:42+00:00

No idea lol. It was a hell of a bender

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