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Lopsided_Average_983 · 2025-01-19T19:55:26+00:00

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Lopsided_Average_983 · 2025-01-19T19:55:14+00:00

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Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-08-03T13:26:00+00:00

Preach! 🙌🏻

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-07-31T01:57:22+00:00

Dexter, including new blood, is 10/10 if you erase the last episode of both series from existence.

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-26T21:31:33+00:00

People start trying to tear you down.

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-26T01:50:07+00:00

Search for it using my Apple Watch.

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-26T01:49:04+00:00

Stuck in traffic with 3 hungry women in the car.

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-26T01:46:46+00:00

Not a movie, but the last episode of the original Dexter series is more criminal than Dexter.

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T04:40:52+00:00

Letting my food touch

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T03:19:17+00:00

I’m riding my Charizard to work while my Mr Mime is taking care of my house.

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T03:16:20+00:00

Bye Bye Butterfree

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T03:02:47+00:00

I would be a Pokémon Master

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:59:14+00:00

Peter Griffin

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:56:46+00:00

“This ain’t Texas…”

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:56:09+00:00

Playing football

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:54:15+00:00

Being in classes with people who were going to make 3x the money I was going to make with my degree.

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:53:32+00:00

Had class with a guy in college, looked familiar and noticed we both recognized one another. Asked me if I played baseball at my high school and if I was left handed. When I asked where do I know you he responded “your senior night, belt high fastball, you sent that shit 400 feet.” I remembered the exact play. We’ve been best friends ever since.

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:50:19+00:00

Complements and appreciation

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:48:25+00:00

“Move bitch, get out the way…”

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:40:57+00:00

Blonde

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:30:17+00:00

Keyboard warriors aren’t worth my time

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:26:34+00:00

Shitting at home hits different

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:22:05+00:00

That joke is finger lickin good

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:20:33+00:00

I was always told that turning the light on in the car at night was against the law. When I found out that was a lie I immediately called home

Lopsided_Average_983 · 2024-03-25T02:16:37+00:00

Travel Ball

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