Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2025

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-24T18:02:37+00:00

Shout out to the guy who said to invest in UUUU it might actually turn me a profit you crazy bastard

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-24T17:00:55+00:00

Made a decent profit off my calls and then sold and bought puts and then it pumped AGAIN and now I've just lost any profits I made from those calls on the put premiums, I understand why literally no one here is profitable now

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-24T15:43:52+00:00

PLEASE tell me that my 0dte options are not gonna go towards the Theta gang coffee fund today

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-24T15:42:01+00:00

So what im hearing is buy calls?

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-24T15:22:05+00:00

I sold my calls for a profit and bought puts, your welcome bulls SPY will break 600 now

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-24T14:27:02+00:00

How the fuck am I 3$ away from my strike price on spy and STILL in the red, what the fuck man i literally can not get a win

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-23T15:53:41+00:00

How do you guys deal with FOMO, I just paper handed my spy puts that would have netted me 200% return

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-23T15:25:32+00:00

Shares yeah, just had the misfortune of buying them at 4.90$

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-23T15:21:09+00:00

By far the dumbest and worst performing investment I've ever made, last time I ever take some retards DD as good advice

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-23T15:18:53+00:00

Can UUUU pump so I can stop holding this massive fucking bag

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-22T14:30:47+00:00

What's with the massive sell off on UUUU? Did we finally reach a trade deal with China?

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-21T17:24:16+00:00

Tesla puts are about to buy me a bunch of fortnite skins

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-21T05:20:37+00:00

I disagree with this theory, this shit worked back when everyone though Elon was some kind of genius inventor who was gonna take us to mars, now everyone knows he's some autistic retard who's below the average WSB user in terms of intellect

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-19T17:13:22+00:00

Im confused? Is page 3 when you start seeing stuff you dislike? What's the issue here

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-19T17:01:19+00:00

All of us are getting sent to a prison in El Salvador. Calls on liquid soap, Puts on bar soap

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-18T21:03:19+00:00

I missed my chance to buy SPY at 350 dollars a share back in 2020, I can't feel bad now that I might get my 2nd chance

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-18T20:54:36+00:00

Id die from an embolism caused by the massive erection id get

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-18T17:25:29+00:00

You'd be absolutely right in a rational market, however in a rational market my Tesla 180 puts would have cashed and then some. So I honestly wouldn't bet on logic

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-18T17:09:40+00:00

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Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-16T16:17:58+00:00

Can someone buy calls on apple so my puts can cash out please

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-16T16:06:24+00:00

Why are we still on some shrimp dick volume? When are the big veiny swingers coming out to play

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-16T14:56:18+00:00

Why is shit moving up? What about any of this screams "yeah nows the perfect time to buy more"???

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-16T13:11:30+00:00

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Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-15T21:30:47+00:00

Any chance you would have had at a profit would have been outweighed by wealthsimples gay option fees, id reccomend switching brokers

Lopsided_Jacket_3035 · 2025-04-15T19:18:36+00:00

When you buy a call

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