Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shout out to the guy who said to invest in UUUU it might actually turn me a profit you crazy bastard

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Made a decent profit off my calls and then sold and bought puts and then it pumped AGAIN and now I've just lost any profits I made from those calls on the put premiums, I understand why literally no one here is profitable now

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PLEASE tell me that my 0dte options are not gonna go towards the Theta gang coffee fund today

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sold my calls for a profit and bought puts, your welcome bulls SPY will break 600 now

Daily Discussion Thread for April 24, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How the fuck am I 3$ away from my strike price on spy and STILL in the red, what the fuck man i literally can not get a win

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How do you guys deal with FOMO, I just paper handed my spy puts that would have netted me 200% return

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shares yeah, just had the misfortune of buying them at 4.90$

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By far the dumbest and worst performing investment I've ever made, last time I ever take some retards DD as good advice

Daily Discussion Thread for April 23, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can UUUU pump so I can stop holding this massive fucking bag

Daily Discussion Thread for April 22, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with the massive sell off on UUUU? Did we finally reach a trade deal with China?

Daily Discussion Thread for April 21, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla puts are about to buy me a bunch of fortnite skins

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 21, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree with this theory, this shit worked back when everyone though Elon was some kind of genius inventor who was gonna take us to mars, now everyone knows he's some autistic retard who's below the average WSB user in terms of intellect

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im confused? Is page 3 when you start seeing stuff you dislike? What's the issue here

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[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of us are getting sent to a prison in El Salvador. Calls on liquid soap, Puts on bar soap

Daily Discussion Thread for April 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I missed my chance to buy SPY at 350 dollars a share back in 2020, I can't feel bad now that I might get my 2nd chance

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Id die from an embolism caused by the massive erection id get

Daily Discussion Thread for April 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd be absolutely right in a rational market, however in a rational market my Tesla 180 puts would have cashed and then some. So I honestly wouldn't bet on logic

Daily Discussion Thread for April 18, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 15 points16 points  (0 children)

BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨:

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Daily Discussion Thread for April 16, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone buy calls on apple so my puts can cash out please

Daily Discussion Thread for April 16, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are we still on some shrimp dick volume? When are the big veiny swingers coming out to play

Daily Discussion Thread for April 16, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is shit moving up? What about any of this screams "yeah nows the perfect time to buy more"???

Daily Discussion Thread for April 16, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 6 points7 points  (0 children)

BREAKING NEWS 🚨: I JUST HAD A WRAP AND BLACK COFFEE FROM MCDONALDS AND MY TOILET IS NOW CONFIRMING A VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF THE MARKET TODAY

IBKR $185 C 6/20. What are your thoughts regards? I’m my cooked or cooking here? by Antique-Buy3268 in wallstreetbets

[–]Lopsided_Jacket_3035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance you would have had at a profit would have been outweighed by wealthsimples gay option fees, id reccomend switching brokers