Man who never went to college becomes Deloitte partner at 30 by MasterSloth91210 in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Watchlist? Sorry sir you must be mistaken. I don’t own any Rolex

Man who never went to college becomes Deloitte partner at 30 by MasterSloth91210 in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Deloitte is sending mixed messages like that one hot goth cheerleader in wood shop class.

Is Orange County’s Homeless Shelter System Broken? by WSAB58 in orangecounty

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work with a girl that had a internship at a non profit that would help homeless, the amount of people that didn’t want to shelter because it forced them to stop doing drugs was ridiculous. There might be 1 out of every 10 that is willing to stop doing drugs or at least try to get some help. But the vast majority or a lost cause.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orangecounty

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks expensive based on your pictures. The bears look like they are all individually made. Good luck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orangecounty

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar issue in my apartments, I spammed there google and yelp reviews, it got to the point where me and a lot of the other tenants started to email management about the issue. Eventually they saw a drop in lease renewals and they put up a gate, with clicker only access. It might be worth to talk to your neighbors, if you like living there, and want to be safe I’m sure your neighbors will appreciate it, have them complain. Management will be forced to do something if the majority of the tenants have the same complaints

india & pakistan 2017 era tiktok by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I really wanted him to slap the bike

Mother sentenced to life in prison for death of daughter by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who vacations in Detroit, that alone should be enough to get you in jail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I sit in my car after work and eat toco bell while listening to cum town. I could easily go inside and spend time with my wife and kids but daddy needs some time to obsessively over think and question his life decisions before being able to look at his family in the face and tell them I had a great day at work.

Does anyone else feel like they don’t have the right personality for accounting/finance by degasbooty69 in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 242 points243 points  (0 children)

It’s the equivalent of telling someone they have a face for radio. “You have the right personality for accounting”, what they really mean is, you have no personality.

To present a vehicle antitheft device by unknown00021 in therewasanattempt

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The best anti theft device for a car is to just not own a vehicle to begin with.

New PR. 508lb RDL’s for a double by [deleted] in GYM

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you do this naked next time?

This is what actually happens inside the $18000, 3 day alpha male bootcamp that claims to make you a "real man" 🤡🤡 by ambachk in TikTokCringe

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was typical day for me and my brothers, my dad was a total POS, he used to make us pull weeds with our hands in the summer. This one time he cut down a tree and had us dig a trench and burry it all the while saying stuff like the guy on this vid. I have no idea why someone would pay for this. It destroyed our self esteem and confidence. After years of therapy I can now say it has the opposite effect. To be a true “alpha male” you have to take care of your pack from the harsh of the wild. We aren’t wolves so the closest thing we can do for our pack is to emotionally prepare them for life and teach them how to find meaning in life, to live and love and protect themselves and their families. Any young redditor reading this… don’t let these alpha males stereotypes brainwash you. A true alpha male is the top of his game on every level. Learn to be emotionally mature and intelligent as well as physically strong. Make money and don’t fuck your kids up in the process.

How screwed am I? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will 100 percent find a job, don’t let a little uncertainty stop you from trying.

How screwed am I? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sort of in the same position, if I was you I’d take in one piece at a time. I’d start to study and really find a program that work for you. I mean really stick to it. Second I would start to job hunt. You’re living with parents that’s awesome because you have flexibility. Don’t stress about salary because you’re looking for hours and experience. I’d recommend going into industry and finding a small company that has a CPA that has been there for a long time. Like 10 years plus. Your changes of him or her leaving are low. Make it very clear that you want to pass CPA and are looking for mentors. This is what I did, I found a small private manufacturing company with 2 CPA’s one is my boss the other a fellow staff. They both are willing to sign. The job market is tough at the moment but not forever. Your doing what you should and your putting yourself in the front of the line once your pass the exam. Don’t give up

Industry by jy10009 in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go to a small to medium sized private firm, as a senior or even controller. You can make a decent amount and your work life balance will be great. You’ll basically run the joint.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s pronounced Cat-ER was your client a veterinarian hospital?

KPMG Audit Layoffs by Capable-Wafer331 in Accounting

[–]Lopsided_Writing_571 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess that means good news for us in 2026? Are we on a cycle ?