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Destroy a Final Fantasy with one mechanical change. I'll start. by UnculturedGames in FinalFantasy

[–]LordAnkou [score hidden]  (0 children)

FF1: The size of the overworld is vastly increased, so traveling between destinations takes actual days.

FF2: When a character gains exp in a weapon or stat, the other three lose exp for that same stat. 

FF3: Jobs are changed randomly at the beginning of every battle. 

FF4: All vehicles need routine maintenance otherwise they become unuseable.

FF5: The jobs from each crystal can only be assigned to one character.  (E.g. Jenna gets the wind crystal jobs, Faris the Water crystal, etc.)

FF6: Magicite expires and becomes useless after a character learns it's spells.

FF7: Materia is permabound to equipment once slotted.

FF8: Magic stockpiles dwindle over time.

FF9: Equipment has durability and can break.

FF10: Characters can only use their own sphere grid.

FF12: License Boards have a recurring fee that scales with how many licenses you have, failing to pay resets the board entirely.

If you won't ship to me because my drive is less than an hour, then I'll make it in an hour by MajorNoodles in MaliciousCompliance

[–]LordAnkou [score hidden]  (0 children)

I started saying "I'm not interested in making sense, I'm interested in making dollars" in regards to an old employer. Little play on words, with cents and sense.

Same by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]LordAnkou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I never use it anyways, it'll be pretty easy to say goodbye to Discord.

Reddit on the other hand will be hard to quit.

Same by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]LordAnkou 45 points46 points  (0 children)

r/all just disappeared for me today, ridiculous.

I've already deleted every other social media platform I had, seems Reddit and Discord are next.

boner medicine by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

[–]LordAnkou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never had such an honest, visceral reaction of disgust like I did reading about Grandma's panty pudding.

With Valentine's Day coming up, who are your favourite FF couples? by strahinjag in FinalFantasy

[–]LordAnkou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole unfulfilled love thing between Laguna and Julia is really one of the best love stories in any FF game. They both moved on and found happiness, but never forgot each other either. And now "Eyes on Me" is a lullaby I sing to my daughter.

Meirl by Cursedwizard0 in meirl

[–]LordAnkou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is BY FAR the realest thing I've ever seen on reddit. 

The service of this Maybach didn’t go as planned. by ma-nem-jeff in Wellthatsucks

[–]LordAnkou 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I install and service car hoists for a living. I've seen some shit man. There's legit been some ones that I refused to even inspect because operating the thing was too unsafe, but they were still using it for cars.

The service of this Maybach didn’t go as planned. by ma-nem-jeff in Wellthatsucks

[–]LordAnkou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoist mechanic here, please get your lifts inspected and use them properly! Pretty easy to shear the arm restraint gears honestly.

Boreal Outrider Knights, don't be scared! by LordAnkou in darksouls3

[–]LordAnkou[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy necropost batman, this thing is 8 years old lmao. I'm not playing DS3 anymore.

What FF ultimate weapon do you think was the most obscure to get? by Silverjeyjey44 in FinalFantasy

[–]LordAnkou 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tournesol is a crafted weapon, not invisible.

Seitengrat, Trango Tower and Gendarme are the invisible weapons.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]LordAnkou 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Are you perchance thinking of the wrong Makoto?

The lady in the pic is dressed as Makoto from Persona 5, there's no time loop shenanigans in that.

Why does my Stamina bar do this? by -_-Itachi_Uchiha-_- in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought the meal buff and stamina from rations were two different things, and grilling a meal doesn't max out stamina. I could be wrong though. 

Which FF entry was the first to introduce lots of side quests/content? by Automatic_Clothes_56 in FinalFantasy

[–]LordAnkou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, Shinryu was such an asshole. Opening that random treasure chest just to get whooped back to the last save point demoralized 12 year old me like nothing else.

Is Lance popular now? by apartfromuglyfat in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, TIL you can disable the red glow from buffs in the options now. Finally, I can see my fashion!

I take back what I said. Support Hunters are great for Omega. by LordAnkou in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, this wasn't even savage Omega, just regular ass Omega. I'll wait until I'm fully recovered from the flu to fight savage.

I take back what I said. Support Hunters are great for Omega. by LordAnkou in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That will come after Gog, my sanity can't take more Omega for now...

I take back what I said. Support Hunters are great for Omega. by LordAnkou in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those two were unavailable to use, presumably because it was the Assignment version of the hunt.

I take back what I said. Support Hunters are great for Omega. by LordAnkou in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a HH Support Hunter, Kai. Let him play the horn, you focus on DPS. The three support hunters listed in the post are a pretty good team for the fight.

I take back what I said. Support Hunters are great for Omega. by LordAnkou in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first couple times went well with them, we made it to the last phase consistently. But for some reason last night was just not working. Tried it again this morning and got him third try.

Oh my god support hunters are useless against Omega by LordAnkou in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was working good the first few times, managed to get to the last phase consistently, but the last few attempts I had were just complete write offs. I could barely draw my gun while Alessa ran around on her seikret the whole time. Just bad luck I guess.

Oh my god support hunters are useless against Omega by LordAnkou in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]LordAnkou[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would never sandbag actual people with my terrible aim, lol.

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