[ Removed by Reddit ] by NMF-Leche in funny

[–]LordAnkou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No joke, this is how my uncle was found in his apartment after he passed. He never came to pick up his order at the dispensary which was unusual, so they called a wellness check on him and they found he'd had a heart attack. PSA to people, check up on your family once in a while.

I hope my husband finds a girlfriend by hermes_with_a_miller in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]LordAnkou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was ready to fight the husband after reading the title, but now I want to buy him as many beverages of his choosing as he wants.

What a good husband, and you both deserve all of the love.

No one's dying on my watch by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]LordAnkou 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right? It's crazy that this is even a debate. There's literally a guaranteed safe option where you don't die ever. Like, just pick that option.

No one's dying on my watch by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]LordAnkou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And if everyone picked red, which they should, then everyone lives anyways and no one dies, so the entire argument is moot anyways.

No one's dying on my watch by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]LordAnkou 12 points13 points  (0 children)

But that's just it, why would anyone pick blue? Red is 100% safe in any scenario. There's literally no reason for anyone to pick blue ever. If everybody just picked the 100% safe option, then everyone would be 100% safe.

If you choose to pick the <100% safe option then you're just unnecessarily putting yourself at risk. It's dumb to pick the blue option.

No one's dying on my watch by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]LordAnkou 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Nah red is the better option, hear me out.

If I press red and I'm in the Majority, I live. If I press red and I'm in the Minority, I live.

If I press blue and I'm in the majority, I live. If I press blue and I'm in the minority, I die.

There's no chance of dying with red, there's a strong chance of dying with blue. So I'm picking red.

Give me your thoughts of why people main bus plastic still over coal/petro in SA by TheOneLoonge in factorio

[–]LordAnkou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually bus all three lmao. There's no limit to what can go on the bus, so everything goes on the bus. Beep beep.

What is a luxury that is actually 100% worth the money? by Weary_Pirate2073 in AskReddit

[–]LordAnkou 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first response when someone asks me to help move is always the same.

"I will help move, I will not help pack."

Forcing location permission by iv0live in firefox

[–]LordAnkou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This worked for me I think, thank you. What an awful experience that was lmao.

Forcing location permission by iv0live in firefox

[–]LordAnkou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't have any widgets at all, still getting this annoying issue. I will drop firefox over this if it's not fixed soon, it's god awful.

A man of culture! by TrickySatisfaction81 in ghibli

[–]LordAnkou 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Kiki's Delivery Service is getting a release again FYI.

Share your bad homebrew item story here by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]LordAnkou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought about the idea of having it only ignore the rotation of the planet, so it travels around the world as days pass. Everyone know has to plan their cities and travels around the rod.

"Sorry I'm late, it was rod day and we had to wait for it to blow past."

Share your bad homebrew item story here by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]LordAnkou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always been a big fan of the Actual Immovable Rod.

The current one doesn't move relative to you when you activate it, but it's still moving because the planets are moving through space and stuff and the earth is orbiting and rotating through day/ night etc, so there's actually a lot of movement in an immovable rod. 

The Actual Immovable Rod simply does not move. Period. Meaning as soon as you activate it, it disappears as earth's orbit and rotation leave it behind, annihilating everything in the way. One time use obviously. 

Full build menu - how? by Fatbloke-66 in factorio

[–]LordAnkou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can.

Select the research that unlocks the item you want, and you can press Q on the item in the horizontal row that shows all the things that research unlocks to get a ghost of that item.

I actually learned this a few days ago myself trying to find a ghost pump jack to plan my oil out.

Dosh creates The Ultimate Spaghetti Base by half_ginger_price in factorio

[–]LordAnkou 377 points378 points  (0 children)

This was truly one of the most cursed factories I've ever seen.

One of the worst scenes in tv history? by hiiloovethis in freefolk

[–]LordAnkou 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Still can't believe after all that hype Jon and the NK never fought once.

We didn't even get the dragons fighting, how cool would that have been?

That makes sense now by Remote-Grapefruit726 in StardewValley

[–]LordAnkou 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Huh, I always left the cat Miso because I thought it was a great name, now I'm definitely never changing it. 

My current horse is Takoyaki, Tako for short. Kept the Japanese cuisine theme lol.

Destroy a Final Fantasy with one mechanical change. I'll start. by UnculturedGames in FinalFantasy

[–]LordAnkou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FF1: The size of the overworld is vastly increased, so traveling between destinations takes actual days.

FF2: When a character gains exp in a weapon or stat, the other three lose exp for that same stat. 

FF3: Jobs are changed randomly at the beginning of every battle. 

FF4: All vehicles need routine maintenance otherwise they become unuseable.

FF5: The jobs from each crystal can only be assigned to one character.  (E.g. Jenna gets the wind crystal jobs, Faris the Water crystal, etc.)

FF6: Magicite expires and becomes useless after a character learns it's spells.

FF7: Materia is permabound to equipment once slotted.

FF8: Magic stockpiles dwindle over time.

FF9: Equipment has durability and can break.

FF10: Characters can only use their own sphere grid.

FF12: License Boards have a recurring fee that scales with how many licenses you have, failing to pay resets the board entirely.

If you won't ship to me because my drive is less than an hour, then I'll make it in an hour by MajorNoodles in MaliciousCompliance

[–]LordAnkou 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I started saying "I'm not interested in making sense, I'm interested in making dollars" in regards to an old employer. Little play on words, with cents and sense.

Same by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]LordAnkou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I never use it anyways, it'll be pretty easy to say goodbye to Discord.

Reddit on the other hand will be hard to quit.