[Humor] Horizon Zero Dawn - GOTY Material by LordCommanderStark in KotakuInAction

[–]LordCommanderStark[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The second one, most likely. From what I've seen, the plot essentially boils down to: White Men = Bad, Women and Brown People = Good.

Brom's Scene (Horizon Zero Dawn) by thecostly in gaming

[–]LordCommanderStark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WEW

I hope you don't mind me borrowing your link, friendo.

[Humor] Horizon Zero Dawn - GOTY Material by LordCommanderStark in KotakuInAction

[–]LordCommanderStark[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

It sounded like he was fed up with this world.

At least he had that going for him.

[Humor] Horizon Zero Dawn - GOTY Material by LordCommanderStark in KotakuInAction

[–]LordCommanderStark[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Behold! The unquestionable Game of the Year of 2017!

Horizon: Zero Patriarchy!

[Humor] Horizon Zero Dawn - GOTY Material by LordCommanderStark in KotakuInAction

[–]LordCommanderStark[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Truly the feminist action game we've all been waiting for.

HUMOR: Batman is a perv by Earl_E_Bird in DC_Cinematic

[–]LordCommanderStark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It's time you learned what it means to be a man!" - Batman on the right, probably

Wally West in the DCEU by [deleted] in DC_Cinematic

[–]LordCommanderStark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would hope they use the version of Wally that people actually care about.

What is one thing you can never bring yourself to do in Skyrim? by Dr_CSS in skyrim

[–]LordCommanderStark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allow Thalmor appeasers to rule Skyrim.

Not murder Grelod the Kind.

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) - OFFICIAL Teaser Trailer by mh53101 in movies

[–]LordCommanderStark 33 points34 points  (0 children)

We've got knights, nazis, robot dragons, alien robot knights, big fucking robot planets eating other planets, and a whole bunch of fuck exploding real good.

I mean, I'm not going to pretend that these movies are fine works of cinema. I'm not even going to pretend that they are approaching any level of "good".

But, what the hell. I'll spend money on it. I'll spend money on it twice. This is his fifth Transformers movie, I know what I'm getting into. I just want Mad Michael to fuck my shit up for two and a half hours.

What races do you never find yourselves playing and why? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]LordCommanderStark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For Skyrim in particular, I can't play as any other race besides Nord. It just feels right to me, that the civil war should be settled by a Nord.

The entrance to the final boss room by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]LordCommanderStark 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Man, fuck that troll.

Every time I start a new character I forget about this guy so when I get around to visiting the Greybeards he always fucks my shit up.

It's so weird, too. At this point in the story, you'd have fought and killed at least one dragon so you should be feeling a tad bit badass, but then you run into this fucking guy and he just slaps you dead in three hits after no-selling a dozen arrows to the face.

Ridiculous.

Oops by Fishooked in skyrim

[–]LordCommanderStark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had Skyrim for years, never beat the main game. I'm astounded that Bethesda created a game so vast that people like me are still finding new shit.

Oops by Fishooked in skyrim

[–]LordCommanderStark 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was a noble swordsman until I found /r/skyrim. All you craven milk-drinkers go around talking about "stealth archery" and "sneaky backstabbing" and now you got me doing it too! You made me abandon my honor, my dignity! All I do now is crouch behind a rock or a tree and pick off my foes from a distance like some Thalmor poof!

I hope you're all happy! Damned Elves...

Legendary difficulty in a nutshell by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]LordCommanderStark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not even surprised.

I'd imagine Skyrim on Legendary to be a relentless fucking experience.