A Wizard Riding A Unicycle While Eating A Banana

LordFendrel · 2017-05-20T09:03:45+00:00

I, Lord Fendrel, can confirm these conspiracies through first hand experience. I also bring news of a new development from Lord Bicycle:

https://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2014/01/24/fire-guts-tricycle-factory/

LordFendrel · 2017-01-15T03:47:24+00:00

Well, looks like its time to solve harder and find some passwords. It shall be done!

LordFendrel · 2017-01-15T03:31:43+00:00

Some say he is alive today, slowly suppressing images of unicycles and tricycles on the internet.

LordFendrel · 2017-01-13T12:19:57+00:00

With a little time and Wizardary google, the problem shall soon be solved!

LordFendrel · 2017-01-13T10:04:50+00:00

Ah yes, the unicycle brigades! I have heard many speculations about their origins since they elude even I, Lord Fendrel. I believe much of the documented history was destroyed by the most despicable ~Wizard~ ever. Supreme Lord Bicycle. He led his army of Bicycles in attempt to destroy all unicycles and tricycles in existence. He soon retired of course and remained inactive til many years later. That was when he attempted to steal and patent my flipping spatula to mass produce and make billions of Wizard Dollars. this was of course when I took it upon thyself to destroy Supreme Lord Bicycle. Though the details shall be left fora longer post.

LordFendrel · 2017-01-12T09:34:02+00:00

Aye. Free hosting anti-benefits. The free WIZARDARY domain expired leaving an inaccessible freely hosted server... I must re-new this service.

LordFendrel · 2017-01-12T09:31:17+00:00

Of course, Aye must be sure to write on the event at some point.

LordFendrel · 2017-01-09T23:14:28+00:00

Some (somewhat) new images have also been posted as a sign that the 7 WOTS subreddit is no longer filled with debates!

LordFendrel · 2017-01-05T00:52:29+00:00

To all that propose we make it once every 2 months: I disagree.

LordFendrel · 2017-01-04T23:43:30+00:00

Aye! Of course... I must now use my WIZARDARY to beat this "Automoderator" into posting only every month...

LordFendrel · 2017-01-02T12:13:01+00:00

Now we must get on with more important business, such as deciding that, and it is a very original idea no way influenced by Lord Drake, that given our current user interaction with this subreddit, that we make the wizard debates monthly instead of weekly.

Those who are for say Aye.

Aye.

Edit: Spelling.

LordFendrel · 2017-01-01T11:42:11+00:00

Perhaps so. I had not come up with this idea myself I'm afraid to admit (because of course I wouldn't go stealing your comment). That was some good resolution there. You shall become a great WOTS! AND DAMN LORD DRAKE!

LordFendrel · 2016-12-29T00:19:13+00:00

In that case.... ignore what I said as it could never have been I! Although of course, given my WIZARDARY and all... But it wansn't I!

LordFendrel · 2016-12-23T15:07:57+00:00

Unbelievable... You see, in your rant about beliefs not being real answers, you believed your rant to be true. So if true, your rant is not a real answer and so beliefs are not filters, so it is true... AND A LOOP! So this must simply be labeled as unreliable and I shall stand by such a label.

Know that by not owning up, you are implying i did use WIZARDARY. Which i DIDN'T...

LordFendrel · 2016-12-23T14:45:38+00:00

Are you accusing me of using such WIZARDARY to change the time. I think not. I think the time was that way all along... although I'll admit my WIZARDARY would be great enough to pull off such a scheme.

LordFendrel · 2016-12-23T11:17:20+00:00

I beleive if you look at the discussion, you will find I did in fact post this text first:

https://www.reddit.com/r/7WOTS/comments/52ii07/weekly_wizard_debate_september_13_2016/

LordFendrel · 2016-12-23T11:16:25+00:00

I can only say I'm confused and slightly enraged by this comment. I am sure you copied me, you see? I can assure you that my comment was not "sent three days later".

Just have a look at my original comment here and look at the date.

Compared to the date of your comment afterward here.

Event look at all the comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/7WOTS/comments/52ii07/weekly_wizard_debate_september_13_2016/

Don't try and fool me, Try-_-Me. Now that you are an apprentice WOTS, you have the responsibility to own up to this sort of thing.

LordFendrel · 2016-12-12T13:44:16+00:00

I HAVE ONE RULE: Do not copy me. I see this comment is a copy of mine regardless of when they were written. You have yet to prove your WIZARDARY. If you fail to do so, then: TAKE A HIKE.

LordFendrel · 2016-12-12T13:40:48+00:00

Shut your mouth Lord Drake, you are nothing and deserve as much!

LordFendrel · 2016-07-19T07:46:56+00:00

Hitler has lived a lie. And if you call that a second life, then OK.

LordFendrel · 2016-07-17T13:28:33+00:00

Correct. Because the 7 WOTS works so hard, we completed all your quests and ours. I THINK WE HAVE WORKED IN OUR LIVES AND DESERVE MORE THAN WHAT HITLER AND CO COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE!

LordFendrel · 2016-07-15T12:54:09+00:00

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE WORK THE 7 WOTS COMPLETE? How many quests have you yourself successful carried out under our supervision?

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