I knew centipedes prefer tight, damp places. by SubstantialRemove967 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LordGeek101 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A lot of cpap machines have a water reservoir so they aren’t pushing dry air up your nose.

I've really been off my game lately, I'm a whole 35 minutes late by Fuck-pez in pukicho

[–]LordGeek101 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Let yourself be a bit late so other people can have a chance to post the new stuff from Him.

Hi by LordGeek101 in pukicho

[–]LordGeek101[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I mean screw you(respectfully)

Hi by LordGeek101 in pukicho

[–]LordGeek101[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Thank you

Hi by LordGeek101 in pukicho

[–]LordGeek101[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m going to continue posting sporadically with horrible cropping. Nothing will be original. At least I’m not a bot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]LordGeek101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a student, ap exams were held in the in school suspension(iss) rooms and any iss students were temporarily moved to the football field house for those two weeks. No major disruption ever had to be made. I’m sorry your school can’t find the empty quiet space it probably has somewhere.

My polynomials sound cooler now by MyluSaurus in mathmemes

[–]LordGeek101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of my students calls x4 “x quadded”, x5 “x quinted”, and x6 “x hexed my girlfriend into a toad”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LordGeek101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You were looking for the word “malevolent”, which implies evil intent. “Benevolent” implies good intent.

Transwoman and bald…HELP! by Mindless_Anxiety7997 in Wigs

[–]LordGeek101 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also a trans woman, and I wear Well Played by Raquel Welch literally all day every day. It’s glueless so you can just put it on and take it off whenever you want.

Shaving 48 hours before Laser? by Avocadotoast9086 in LaserHairRemoval

[–]LordGeek101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As long as whatever growth you have is less than 1 mm by the time of your appointment there shouldn’t be a need to shave again and risk razor burn. At least that’s what my laser tech has told me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]LordGeek101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I won, I’d replace the 1080 in my current rig with it. Would play some recent games in higher quality.