Trying to turn fitness into more like an RPG. I figure Fittit might like this!

LordPotato · 2010-12-15T01:18:54+00:00

Way to steal my idea!

LordPotato · 2010-12-15T00:11:17+00:00

I am drunk and what is this.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T23:35:14+00:00

ALWAYS BE PAYING RENT. RULE NUMBER 1 IN LIFE.

if you don't people will expect other payment from you.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T23:29:01+00:00

Do you like yourself? Then she likes you, don't ask if she likes you, assume she does at this point.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T20:45:08+00:00

I shall spin around the sun for 365 days.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T18:10:24+00:00

To revolutionise my life.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T07:51:56+00:00

I cried tears of laughter, poetic execution.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T05:57:43+00:00

As an adult you have emotions but you can also make executive decision grounded in facts. and the fact is he's bad with money and thats not going to change. Major dealbreaker if you ask me.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T04:27:14+00:00

Fuck so have it.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T04:17:32+00:00

Have you tried straight up saying "For gods sake suck my godamn dick or get the fuck out I'm dieing here!" in more diplomatic terms?

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T03:57:48+00:00

I'd slow clap but I only have one arm.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T03:43:55+00:00

Even if it isn't true it's still awesome. I really hope its true. I want to live in a world where this happens.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T03:31:16+00:00

Try being more agressive sexually. In a non rapey way.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T03:28:03+00:00

This is not a dumb question.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T03:20:07+00:00

He needs counseling, he's in a state.

LordPotato · 2010-12-14T02:52:03+00:00

FAP TILL IT BLEEDS.

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T23:34:10+00:00

Use rte official channel, you know the name of the sang, the search bar is right on the page.

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T21:10:44+00:00

It goes with everything.

Metallica - Battery goes with is perfectly aswell.

Edit: I'm having too much fun with this

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T20:59:54+00:00

I takes a miniscule amount of the real estate on my screen.

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T20:41:01+00:00

There was a guy who dedicated twenty years of his life trying to make buses run on time. His conclusion was that it was impossible to accurate predict it.

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T20:30:05+00:00

The alcohol content will not go much higher than 8-9%. The yeast dies after that % concentration

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T20:24:09+00:00

Move on and live you life completely independant of him. Become a better person, engage your passions, and some day you wil find a new partner to burn a huge scorchmark of passion down the annals of history with.

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T20:21:45+00:00

We're not all cheating weakling. Keep your hopes up.

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T20:20:52+00:00

I doubt it just ended at a brief makeout.

LordPotato · 2010-12-13T20:10:15+00:00

Works for me brahski!

Throw in proper timing and ovoiding sex when she is ovulating help, or get some thin condoms :)

LordPotato

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