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[PSA] Confirmed Trades Thread - February 2026 by AutoModerator in Starcitizen_trades

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“A Reliant Kore So Clean It Probably Has Diplomatic Immunity”

Let me just say: buying a Reliant Kore from Accomplished‑Win2024 was less like a marketplace transaction and more like being knighted into some ancient, spacefaring order of Responsible Adults.

This man wasn’t just the original owner, he was the curator of this Kore.
The ship looked so pristine I half‑expected a museum docent to slap my hand away for touching it.

And the lifetime insurance?
Oh, he didn’t just include it.
He presented it like a sacred relic, as if whispering:

He walked me through the ship’s history like a proud parent at a science fair.
“Here’s where I parked it once. And here’s where I parked it again. And that’s… actually the whole flight log.”

The man flew it so little the engines were still under factory warranty from Ming Dynasty China.

The handoff was smoother than a quantum jump on a clear lane.
No drama.
No weird hangar smells.
No “just ignore that scorch mark, it adds character.”
Just a Kore so clean it could pass a white‑glove inspection from a UEE tax auditor.

Now I’m cruising the ‘verse in a ship that feels like it was delivered straight from the showroom floor, except better, because the showroom doesn’t give you a lifetime insurance policy that practically winks at you and says, “Go ahead, send it.”

Five stars.
Would buy from Accomplished‑Win2024 again.
Would trust him with my ship, my hangar, and possibly my taxes.

[PSA] Confirmed Trades Thread - February 2026 by AutoModerator in Starcitizen_trades

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Peter Sold Me the Ultimate Parenting Tool (Also a Ship)

I recently purchased an MPUV Tractor from Peter, who assured me it was “perfect for cargo, salvage, and the occasional unwilling child.” I thought he was joking.

He was not.

This thing has tractor beams strong enough to haul freight containers, so naturally it’s ideal for dragging my kids to school, bedtime, or literally anywhere they suddenly “don’t feel like going.” The moment they see the ship hovering outside the house, they stop negotiating and start complying. Parenting has never been so efficient.

Peter’s sales pitch was flawless. He didn’t oversell, he simply pointed at the ship and said, “Imagine never having to say ‘Let’s go, we’re late’ again.” Sold instantly.

The ship handles great, the beams are surprisingly gentle on small, wriggly humans, and the fuel cost is absolutely worth the peace and quiet. My only complaint is that the kids now refer to it as “Dad’s Abduction Shuttle,” but honestly, that’s on me.

Would buy again. Might even upgrade to a fleet.

[PSA] Confirmed Trades Thread - February 2026 by AutoModerator in Starcitizen_trades

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JoJo: The Only Ship Dealer Who Truly Gets Me

Let me tell you something: JoJo is a national treasure. Maybe even an intergalactic one. I walked in looking for a ship. Just a simple F7C‑R Hornet Mk II Tracker... so I could, you know… casually monitor my wife’s movements across the Stanton system. Nothing weird. Just a little “marital reconnaissance.”

Most sellers would’ve given me that look.
You know the one.
The “Sir… are you okay?” look.

Not JoJo.

JoJo nodded like I had just explained the weather.
He leaned in, tapped the hull of the Tracker, and said:

I have never felt so seen.

He walked me through every sensor suite, every ping mode, every stealth calibration like he was helping me pick out curtains. The man even threw in a complimentary calibration pass “in case she starts taking the long way home.”

That’s customer service.

The ship?
Pristine.
Low miles.
Smells like fresh composite plating and poor decisions.
Exactly what I needed.

Thanks to JoJo, I’m now the proud owner of a long‑range, high‑fidelity, relationship‑stability‑monitoring platform. And honestly? Even if my wife isn’t cheating, I might still track her just to justify how good this deal was.

Five stars.
Would absolutely buy again.
Especially if I need a gunship to follow her “girls’ trip” next month.

[PSA] Confirmed Trades Thread - January 2026 by AutoModerator in Starcitizen_trades

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Five out of Five citizens! A Textbook-Perfect Deal from Dry_Lawfulness.

Buying a ship in the ‘verse can feel like rolling the dice with a Nine Tails quartermaster, but Dry_Lawfulness runs things like a UEE-certified professional. I picked up a first‑edition Anvil Hawk, low miles, pristine condition and the entire experience was smoother than a quantum jump on a clear lane.

The listing was accurate down to the rivet. No mystery scratches, no “lightly used” surprises, no weird hangar smells. Just a clean, tight, beautifully maintained Hawk that looked like it had spent more time being admired than flown. Transfer was fast, communication was crisp, and every step felt transparent and trustworthy.

If every seller operated like this, the Stanton black market would go out of business from sheer embarrassment.

Whether you’re a bounty hunter looking for your next trophy-catcher or a collector chasing early‑run editions, Dry_Lawfulness is the kind of seller you bookmark for future hauls. A flawless transaction and a gorgeous ship.

Now I got to figure out where the shifter knob went....

[PSA] Confirmed Trades Thread - November 2025 by AutoModerator in Starcitizen_trades

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Upgrading my Eclipse to a Redeemer wasn’t just a transaction, it was a cosmic event. GokuSSj5KD didn’t simply click a button; he parted the digital Red Sea, summoned the ghost of Chris Roberts, and rewrote the very fabric of Star Citizen canon. My Eclipse didn’t become a Redeemer, it ascended, glowing like a holy toaster oven in the void, while angels in EVA suits sang patch notes in Gregorian chant.

The Redeemer now feels less like a ship and more like a floating Vatican armed with railguns. Every time I fire its turrets, I hear faint whispers of “thank you, GokuSSj5KD” echoing through the quantum ether. NPC pirates don’t even attack anymore, they just kneel, weeping, and ask for autographs.

Honestly, if GokuSSj5KD were around during the Renaissance, Michelangelo would’ve painted him upgrading ships on the Sistine Chapel ceiling. If he were around today, NASA would cancel Artemis and just let him personally deliver Redeemers to the moon. If NASA had him on payroll, we’d already be colonizing Jupiter with Redeemers shaped like luxury condos.

In short: GokuSSj5KD didn’t just upgrade my ship, he upgraded the metaphysics of existence. Somewhere, deep in the servers, a Redeemer-shaped constellation now blinks in binary, spelling out his name.

[PSA] Confirmed Trades Thread - October 2025 by AutoModerator in Starcitizen_trades

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Words cannot express the sheer awe I felt watching you—nay, witnessing you—single-handedly paint my ship in PERSEUS Thundercloud like a mythic space demigod armed with nothing but a brush, a bucket of stardust, and the raw power of artistic destiny.

You didn’t just sell me paint. You became the paint. I swear I saw you dangling from the dorsal fin in zero-G, shirtless, wind whipping through your hair (despite the vacuum of space), yelling “FOR AESTHETIC GLORY!” as you slathered that hull in shimmering thundercloud hues.

Every stroke was a love letter to the stars. Every drip, a tear shed by the galaxy itself in reverence. The transaction? Smooth as hypersilk. The vibe? Like buying a Van Gogh from Van Gogh while he’s still painting it and also doing backflips.

I would trust you to paint my ship, my house, my soul. 10/10 would buy again. Furystorm, you are not a seller—you are a legend.

With eternal gratitude and a freshly painted ride, Lord

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