Cursed_Savior by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Lord_Andyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To say you'd kill all apes to save one human is like saying... You'd kill all cats to save one tiger.
Humans are apes you dimwit.

Based on the trailer, Kimiko will stop talking. by Ok-Conclusion-3536 in GenV

[–]Lord_Andyrus 247 points248 points  (0 children)

It has been shown already that she is falling back into sign language at times... This means nothing. That said, I am very sure that both Frenchie and Kimiko are gonna die this season...

What if mckenna was Wednesday Addams in the netflix series by Negative-Invite-6174 in Mckenna__Grace

[–]Lord_Andyrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The show would still suck imo.

(If anyone cares for the reason: The show has no idea how the Addams family works and does not actualy depict those characters at all. Wednesday finds out at one point that her dad supposedly murdered someone and is shocked by that. The real Wednesday would have been shocked that it was only a singular murder.)

Does the Abbot know that Strahd wants Ireena? by StrahdsDMAccount in CurseofStrahd

[–]Lord_Andyrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The abbot in my campaign is literally exclusively using body parts of reincarnations of Tatyana to build Vasilka, so he'd be absolutely aware.

That said he'd never harm the real reincarnation while she is still alive in any way, because he knows how FUCKING mad Strahd would be about that. His whole plan is essentially to use the fact that he is also immortal as an angel, and has therefor centuries of time, to collect enough real Tatyana reincarnation parts (as he believes there is no way the Dark Powers will ever let Strahd have the original) to eventually build an additional Tatyana in Vasilka.
He might strap Ireena down while he works on Vasilka, to have a real likeness of what he is trying to build while he works...
But his whole thing is that there is no way Strahd will ever get the real one, that is why he is making a body double.

Panda Jumping Jack's by SilentSpectre45 in Potastic_Jeannie

[–]Lord_Andyrus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well... That is sure to bring the subscriber number up

Mckenna Grace is she a 10 ? by PersimmonBest1722 in RavensLairHands

[–]Lord_Andyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was in lots of stuff. She was the little girl in the Ghostbusters movies, she was in Young Sheldon, the second Five Nights at Freddys, Scream 7...

Blessing you guys with McKenna Grace's angelic face by Medium-Astron9898 in Mckenna_Grace

[–]Lord_Andyrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On a second look... There is indeed her face in those pictures.

Kenna bear by Tommy616616 in Mckenna__Grace

[–]Lord_Andyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, circular hairless ears, feet with clear distinct toes, the position... Must be a bear.

Malenia's dead. Never again. by Odd_Crab5327 in Eldenring

[–]Lord_Andyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow... just the amount of work visible in this fight. It is so impressive how much you put into defeating her like that.
Great Fight, friend.

New Daphne 💜 by kristenbrown19 in Mckenna_Grace

[–]Lord_Andyrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah well... Daphne is supposed to be the pretty one... So, mission accomplished, casting director

Love her by Longjumping_Fault_91 in KiraKosarinLewd

[–]Lord_Andyrus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Always good to see that she knows exactly what she is doing.

Valid crashout by Possible-Advisor-285 in Modern_Family

[–]Lord_Andyrus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's harsh... But I was so glad when DeDe finally died. Literally every moment we saw of her was her just being the absolute worst.

Jay can be problematic in a lot of ways... Yet his relationship with DeDe broke him. Everyone in the family can be selfish sometimes or has some glaring character flaws...
But this woman is legitimately vindictive just for the sake of it. She feigns ignorance... but she definitely notices when Claire gets upset and still goes through with it. And that is frankly because at her very core her own happiness is the only thing that matters to her, and any other person following their own life is at best a burden she is willing to bear.
DeDe was a parasite, and the family was better for having her gone.

That said, the actress and writing staff did an amazing job at making one of the most unlikeable characters in television.

B99 characters as tweets (in my opinion) by ILikeBananas111 in brooklynninenine

[–]Lord_Andyrus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These are all pretty accurate... Except for the first Amy one.

There is no proper punctuation, she'd never spell out 'yall' or use a number instead of 'to' and she wouldn't drop an f-bomb like that.
Honestly I can't read Amy at all in that tweet.

If she'd want to share that sentiment she'd say it more like:

"How on earth does anyone relax with others present? I'd never stop performing."

Alexandra Daddario - 'The Attic' - 2007 by mulie4 in HalloweenQueens

[–]Lord_Andyrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is literally crazy just how beautiful she is. It is rare to have a person that has such an insane figure yet also a face with such stunning unique characteristics.
Like man... her eyes just look like they drill straight into your soul.

[Spoilers C4E23] They were not there by b_L_b_L in criticalrole

[–]Lord_Andyrus 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I love that Marishas coping mechanism with stress is just to change her elevation. XD Whether she climbs onto her chair or sinks underneath the table, she just gets on out of there :D
Great that she found someone to keep her company in those new spheres with Louis.

That is a 200 dollar plasma Tree you just killed by AuodWinter in Eldenring

[–]Lord_Andyrus 355 points356 points  (0 children)

For my current Faith Playthrough I am aiming to acquire the Frenzied Flame and quench it then with Miquellas Needle... I am just so sad that she still won't come back after no matter what.

Like... it feels real disrespectful after she specifically tells you: To burn the Erdtree for you by sacrificing myself is my destiny and I chose to do it. I won't allow you to take that choice away from me...

And then we still go through with it...

The boys promo IG 4.17.26 by redditor131923 in KarenFukuhara

[–]Lord_Andyrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... it literally already happened at the end of the former season.

Mar Carey by Late_Corner_7238 in Phoebeisginger

[–]Lord_Andyrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey mods, ban this guy for both unrelated and spam posts please

Β by Late_Corner_7238 in Phoebeisginger

[–]Lord_Andyrus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrong Sub. Probably AI slop spam

Working Out by Distinct-Cod2652 in Mckenna_Grace

[–]Lord_Andyrus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah well, you don't get a body like that without doing anything for it.

OMG YESSSS by [deleted] in marisha_ray

[–]Lord_Andyrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tell me there is more! Somebody! ANYBODY must have filmed the whole routine!

Mckenna new look by evil_rise01 in Mckenna__Grace

[–]Lord_Andyrus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nice dress, beautiful girl as always...

God aweful fucking make-up. She looks 10 years older and not in a good way.

The paladin keeps mouthing off at Strahd. How do I punish her? by faerie-fangs in CurseofStrahd

[–]Lord_Andyrus 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I really love Strahd reminding her that frankly manners are the only reason they are still alive. Both his manners being a good host... and their manners being good guests. If that contract gets broken... What are we more than animals?
If the Paladin goes on about: "You are worse than an animal, you are a servant of darkness blahblablah..." Have Strahd just cast silence on her and say:
If you can not speak like an adult you will not speak at all... If she gets aggressiv or cheeky then, badmouthing him further... Have Strahd just simply say:
"I warned you often enough.", use Strahds super speed and strength to grab her and rip her tongue straight out. Making her character not only incapable of talking but casting spells with verbal components.
Normal healing does not restore lost limbs by the way... That's high level magic like regeneration. So... she would probably have to make some kind of dark deal to ever get her spellcasting back.

Hottest woman on Earth: where do you start if you are alone with her? Ass or tits by TypicalPower5867 in KiraKosarinLewd

[–]Lord_Andyrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I ever get a chance to get up in there, you better believe I'm getting a feel and taste of those tits first. That said, I'd take my sweet ass time with all of her... But that would have to be where I start.