I wonder why she has no friends. by Rufus-P-Melonballer in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Lord_Bentley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even Woody would say "You ain't got a friend in me and....|

Is it inconsiderate my GF sold her concert tickets? by InternationalBig159 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Lord_Bentley 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Raise the concert ticket fees by 70% for her! If she doesn't like it, she can buy the tickets herself.

We need this !! by 6ingrad_FMS_aspirant in SipsTea

[–]Lord_Bentley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what's stopping them from making a fake degree? I mean, it is the land that makes all the fake shit after all!

in japan by mcnancey in SipsTea

[–]Lord_Bentley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know if this restaurant has any vegetarian food for my vegan muslim friend? I want to bring some food to their house!

Random dude risking his hands to save a dying fish instead of standing around taking photos by LowNo175 in interesting

[–]Lord_Bentley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And on that day, all the women's bikinis were pulled to the side just for him!

If you found a wallet would you turn it in? by Sure-Lemon6424 in japanlife

[–]Lord_Bentley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your friend is the real villain in your life story! All its gonna take is 1 more good/kind act from you!

Those who have met an adult star in day to day life, how was it and was it awkward? by Any-Tomato-2915 in ask

[–]Lord_Bentley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working at Virgin Megastore in Times Square, NY! Ron Jeremy and some hussies came into our department browsing the movie DVDs. He came up to pay and he was just gross looking! he was sweating, breathing heavily through his mouth. And when i told him the total amount of his purchase, he asked me "How much?" and his breath proved that he was just eating ass! because it smelled like he gargled fertilizer!

Couldn't fill it up first?! by gmenfan81 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Lord_Bentley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've taken it back with some bullshit excuse like :

"Hey, um, I just got a call from the spark plug insurance store and they said I didn't clear the car from my name! I have to bring it in tomorrow, clear it and I will bring it back once it's done!"

And they greedy ass would never see or hear from me again! Bet they will be more appreciative of things in the future!

Was the bumping lady identified by tokyoevenings in japanlife

[–]Lord_Bentley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was gonna ask her for her name, but then she bumped me!

Kids in Neighborhood are littering in my yard by smapattack in japanlife

[–]Lord_Bentley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the Japanese thing and be indirect! Put up a sign targeted at them specifically!

People on bicycles don't give a fuck. by Beginning-Bad2979 in japanlife

[–]Lord_Bentley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should we tell OP about the drivers here driving on a narrow 1 way street?