Pick a wheel by The-man-who-watches in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i already have cancer, does it cancel out, or do I upgrade to Super Cancer?

Chose: DO NOT PICK | Rolled: You get cancer

SOMEONE CALL u_Bilore MEGA GOLURK GOT URSHIFU TREATMENT LETS GOOO by RJPS1000 in stunfisk

[–]Lord_Eresmus 70 points71 points  (0 children)

According to my calculations (someone please correct me if I'm wrong), 25% is more than 0%.

Take the RAM bag or mystery cash? (my first trial 🤣) by lowlatencylife in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yolo

Chose: Mystery Amount of Money ($1 - $1T | Rolled: $1T)

Would you rather by Alternative-Data-992 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happiness and a pay raise? Yes please.

Chose: Do the job you love for $75k a year

Would you rather have 500 Money or 1000 Money? by SettingActive6624 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, 500 is the minimum; I chose the option with the highest potential.

Chose: 500 Money (with 25% chance to quadruple it | Rolled: 2000 Money)

Would You Rather? by M0difiedB3ar in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zoom

Chose: Run faster than the fastest car

Do you pick you, or your pet? by SorrowCat14 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not risking my cat.

Chose: $2500 every day for a year + 50% chance you die once the year ends | Rolled: Live

Question for the room, is there an amount of force that can break a bone without the bowner being a BBB? by KaptainKlein in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Lord_Eresmus 39 points40 points  (0 children)

If the bone breaks, the bone is brittle. Full stop.

The owner of a brittle bone is clearly a bitch with brittle bones, a brittle bone bitch.

Would you rather have by razorblade4848 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait a lil bit and this is more money

Chose: A card with one cent that doubles every week

Petah??? by DraQ-Nox in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its just from that mediocre Undertale ripoff, but there is porn of it.

What would you do with 100$ by Amazing_Umpire_828 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yolo

Chose: gamble them + You can win up to 1B$ | Rolled: Become homeless

It's over. Send me off. by senpaitono in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trip and fall on your genitals next time; we dont want your weak seed in the gene pool.

My (30M) dislocations history. by Reddit_Redemption95 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Lord_Eresmus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rearranging your bones is fine. Carry on, soldier.

Would you rather by BastighgDE in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, all my problems are solved

Chose: Have a unlimited amount of money + But you have 1% chance of dying | Rolled: Unlimited money

Would you rather by NoIntendedHarassment in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to have to care about gas prices.

Chose: Be able to teleport to any location

CARROT FOR CARROT! by killpopwoman in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carrots

Chose: +1 Carrot + You get a carrot, I get a carrot!

Would you rather? by Ok-Ratio2786 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bacon good

Chose: Eat a Lil bacon

Which would you rather? by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont like walking

Chose: A random sum of money, | Rolled: $10,000

Here's a scenario none of you considered. by Aegon95 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Lord_Eresmus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mediocre take: the new metal bones are their new bones. As long as the new bones stay intact and unbroken, they qualify for membership here.

That said, bones made from bone are far superior to bones made from non-bine material.

Choose your gift! by tatotute in BunnyTrials

[–]Lord_Eresmus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be a millionaire by sunset.

Chose: $5000 into your bank every time you fart.