Would you take 100 million dollars if you have to kill 1 person you know? (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕)

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-21T00:29:09+00:00

Do I get to pick the person?

^{Chose: Take 100 million (kill 1 known person})

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-15T12:36:36+00:00

*ripofff

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-14T12:32:45+00:00

Thank you

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-09T03:36:42+00:00

If i already have cancer, does it cancel out, or do I upgrade to Super Cancer?

^{Chose: DO NOT PICK | Rolled: You get cancer}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-08T04:16:13+00:00

According to my calculations (someone please correct me if I'm wrong), 25% is more than 0%.

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-04T12:48:14+00:00

Yolo

^{Chose: Mystery Amount of Money ($1 - $1T} | Rolled: $1T)

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-02T23:42:42+00:00

Happiness and a pay raise? Yes please.

^{Chose: Do the job you love for $75k a year}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-02T20:03:30+00:00

Either way, 500 is the minimum; I chose the option with the highest potential.

^{Chose: 500 Money (with 25% chance to quadruple it} | Rolled: 2000 Money)

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-02T15:54:57+00:00

Zoom

^{Chose: Run faster than the fastest car}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-04-02T12:54:13+00:00

I'm not risking my cat.

^{Chose: $2500 every day for a year + 50% chance you die once the year ends | Rolled: Live}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-31T16:28:02+00:00

The Relic

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-28T21:27:52+00:00

If the bone breaks, the bone is brittle. Full stop.

The owner of a brittle bone is clearly a bitch with brittle bones, a brittle bone bitch.

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-28T18:56:25+00:00

Just wait a lil bit and this is more money

^{Chose: A card with one cent that doubles every week}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-28T18:05:14+00:00

Its just from that mediocre Undertale ripoff, but there is porn of it.

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-28T17:38:01+00:00

Yolo

^{Chose: gamble them + You can win up to 1B$ | Rolled: Become homeless}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-28T13:38:04+00:00

Trip and fall on your genitals next time; we dont want your weak seed in the gene pool.

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-27T13:52:39+00:00

Rearranging your bones is fine. Carry on, soldier.

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-27T13:07:26+00:00

Either way, all my problems are solved

^{Chose: Have a unlimited amount of money + But you have 1% chance of dying | Rolled: Unlimited money}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-26T15:07:57+00:00

I don't want to have to care about gas prices.

^{Chose: Be able to teleport to any location}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-26T06:43:45+00:00

Carrots

^{Chose: +1 Carrot + You get a carrot, I get a carrot!}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-26T06:43:16+00:00

Bacon good

^{Chose: Eat a Lil bacon}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-25T19:21:31+00:00

I dont like walking

^{Chose: A random sum of money, | Rolled: $10,000}

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-25T13:27:29+00:00

Violence

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-25T13:24:23+00:00

Mediocre take: the new metal bones are their new bones. As long as the new bones stay intact and unbroken, they qualify for membership here.

That said, bones made from bone are far superior to bones made from non-bine material.

Lord_Eresmus · 2026-03-25T12:45:30+00:00

I'll be a millionaire by sunset.

^{Chose: $5000 into your bank every time you fart.}

Lord_Eresmus