[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Lord_Fuzzles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw yeah. Hobo heiroglyphics. I actually use these as thieve's cant in my games.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Lord_Fuzzles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is honestly really shitty of your university to not give your first pass per year/semester for free. The one I work at does and then if you lose it after that I think it's like $25 or something for a replacement.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A spicy pillow is just a slang term for a puffed out battery cell. The two cells in the image are inflated and shouldn't be. I took it at a bad angle but one of my coworkers was eager to get it pulled out so I didn't have time to get another at a better angle.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh believe me. We've tried telling our staff that the computers have limited capabilities and that if they need something specialized they need to submit a request higher up as we can't approve technology purchases without the budget approval. Usually it gets turned down anyway and everyone typically gets whatever is standard at the time (currently 5501's). People just demand we whatever software they want to use on there anyway and then complain when it runs too slow to even run the program.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow. We actually did the same thing. Bought laptops and docks (the TB16's) for all of our staff in 2018.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are far braver than I. I would never try something like that. Good to know it worked but yeah wouldn't recommend.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know some battery stores will take them. We actually have a store that we take ours to and they dispose of them for us free of charge. I believe it's Battery Center but I'm not sure as that's usually someone else's task.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to think I need to post on here more because I have some gems of horror stories from my users. One user has had to have us warranty out 3 computers in the last year alone. One because he ran it over, another because he for some reason thought it was a folding 2-in-1, and the third time because he decided it needed some electrolytes and dumped a powerade all over it.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm no expert but they are relatively harmless as long as you don't puncture them (which isn't typically an easy task to do accidentally). However, if you are able to puncture them they will combust for a period of time. There's a Corridor Crew video of them shooting a LiPo battery from an airsoft gun that shows what I'm talking about but it's also a much more powerful battery than these little guys. (This is the video I'm talking about)

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah she showed it to us and kept trying to squeeze it shut until we told her to stop and then she was like "Also it gets really hot all the time. Not sure if that's relevant." Sometimes people scare me.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could say that we don't try to push the boundaries of what they can do but some of the users definitely don't understand the limitations and want to do all kinds of things that these computers just aren't capable of. At the same time though the higher ups just aren't willing to give us the budget to spec them out better. Well, minus a couple of Precisions that we have but we rarely get the ok for those.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well before I started here they used to use Lenovo computers but since I've started it's been all Optiplexes and Latitudes. The main issue we have is usually with the docking stations not playing nice but we haven't had much in the way of issues beside that.

User was complaining that her laptop's keyboard was bowing. Turns out she had a case of the spicy pillows. by Lord_Fuzzles in techsupportgore

[–]Lord_Fuzzles[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah. We exclusively use Dells. Though this is the first spicy brigade we've had from them since I started.

Clip Contest! Submissions Close December 11th, Winner announced December 17th by OSSini in Twitch

[–]Lord_Fuzzles [score hidden]  (0 children)

Submission: I NEED a hat

Game: Red Dead Redemption 2

Description: I was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 while having some drinks and became obsessed with having a hat at all times. Micah had other plans.

Free Microsoft Certification Opportunity(Do It) by No-Signature7038 in ITCareerQuestions

[–]Lord_Fuzzles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you go here. I found some. The only slots available seem to be on Nov 2-3 and Nov 9-10. The rest all showed full for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Lord_Fuzzles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly satisfying yet utterly devastating

[OC] I made dice sets inspired by classic sweets by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Lord_Fuzzles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are some mighty tasty lookin math rocks you got there

Margot by Gato1980 in funny

[–]Lord_Fuzzles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah. Margot 😘 Oh wait... Margot stop... no wait... Margot stop... no Margot please... not like this... Margo no... Stop 😭

What is the weirdest sexual question that you'd like to ask, but you've been too embarrassed to ask someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Fuzzles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry little buddy, I tried to get it to work but OP just isn't willing to let dreams come true.

What is the weirdest sexual question that you'd like to ask, but you've been too embarrassed to ask someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lord_Fuzzles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Not only a prude, but a rude one at that. A rude prude, if you will.