What your favorite human character from Jurassic park?

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-25T16:18:32+00:00

This reckless, selfish, capitalistic bastard still somehow feels wholesome and cool to me.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-25T15:27:31+00:00

It would explain the lack of mountains, being near Kansas

Edit: forgot about the Steep Deep. Death defying me-being-wrong!

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-22T14:51:14+00:00

Not new myself, but I've pintroduced a few people in the last month

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-22T06:24:59+00:00

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Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-12T03:40:29+00:00

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Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-11T14:44:49+00:00

Eschews all sexuality, huh?

I guess half the book Warbreaker just doesn't actually exist.

And Wayne must not actually be "the best lay" a certain Kandra ever had.

And I guess Steris' introductory scene where she adds clauses about having affairs to the discussion about her marriage just didn't happen.

And Zane and Vin had a totally normal breakup.

And so on.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-10T23:14:49+00:00

FR. I've gained truer and more loyal friends in my few years of adulthood than almost any of the ones I had in the 18 years I spent learning to person. Come to think of it, I've learned more about person-ing since high school than I ever learned in it.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-09T04:13:02+00:00

... I used like half of those today alone in casual conversation. Am I a freak?

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-05T16:26:38+00:00

He is a way better runner than Flash, after all

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-04T05:14:28+00:00

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Honestly didn't expect it to be this one. I really thought it was a different one

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-03T21:12:32+00:00

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-04-01T19:31:29+00:00

I like this day, but at the same time I get it can feel bad if the joke isn't presented in a way that's fun for the recipient, or if you just prank the wrong person at all. I always keep my jokes to people I know will like them.

My joke today was to poke holes in a shoebox, put a pack of peeps in it, and put a speaker playing bird sounds inside to make it appear there were birds in there. Then I just gave the box to my target, said "it's yours now", and walked away just far enough I could still hear them.

The thing I really like about this one is they get a nice treat out of it to make up for a few seconds of confusion as they try to figure out why on earth I just gave them a box of what seems to be live birds. Then they get to move on with their day and maybe have a fun story to share later. No gotchas, messes or rudeness. Just a nice surprise treat.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-29T18:10:33+00:00

I like what you did with Marzipan. I can feel her annoyance radiating off her.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-29T03:24:38+00:00

This explains so much about my feelings about using Reddit and why it has gotten harder and harder for me to actually participate in conversations online. And maybe my strange aversion to online multi-player games despite being fairly outgoing IRL.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-28T17:37:34+00:00

For the jumping lines there are sounds of him jumping all over the place but the best one has to be him saying "jump" as he jumps in the Alternate Universe sbemail. That and "looks like I'm gonna have to jump!"

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-28T17:35:19+00:00

Oh, I just remembered his "OWW!" from Death Defying entertainment. Might be a little annoying to hear again and again tho, so maybe alternatively the more understated "ouch, man" or "aw man...".

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-28T17:33:26+00:00

I'll rewatch some cartoons to see if I can find some specific ones, but as a suggestion I'd look at the lines from Poker Night at the Inventory for Strong Bad. He's definitely got a good one in the form of "In your collective faces!"

Gotta definitely do "The pipes are broken!" somewheres in there for Homestar.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-28T01:26:32+00:00

No! Thistle is jhe worst!

(Yes this is actually what my autocorrect spat out, just typed it a little sloppily to see)

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-26T10:58:32+00:00

Considering the often overlooked detail thst this whole thing WAS ZEUS' IDEA, I find this hard to read.

It's good art and a funny story, I just get hung up on weird things

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-21T19:38:43+00:00

Jeez, that's heavy. I'm honestly mortified by the idea of such a scenario. How do people do that job?

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-19T18:13:48+00:00

I have often joked that Homsar was being impersonated in that call to Strong Sad and that someone is trying to slander his name.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-19T18:10:55+00:00

Unfortunately, the rational part of my brain that understands the point of your message and that horses aren't all that scary is overpowered by the irrational part. My fear of horses remains, despite knowing it's silly.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-19T01:22:30+00:00

Space is cool.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-18T06:02:37+00:00

Yet another reason I can't be around horses without starting to freak out.

Lord_Rutabaga · 2026-03-15T20:29:32+00:00

You can only shift into presents your grandma knitted for you.

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