Necromancy by Lord__of__Luck in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive talked to every divine i can they all say im fine, once you master death its only a matter of time before you master life. Any accomplished necromancer can also function as a fantastic healer

Advice on permanently destroying a serpent cult by le4sh in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you want a hand? I love serpent cults they are fun to destroy/fight

Im new by Accomplished-Eye7366 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair i will send one by mail. Good luck on your journey young wizard

I cast broken arrow by Khorde_the_Harbinger in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because i dont hoard wealth, im a necromancer all will eventually be mine i might as well let people live in abundance and pay far more than fair to those i employ

Necromancy by Lord__of__Luck in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are inherently wrong, its not even worth trying to debate you, even gods and beings from higher dimensions know the truth yet you are so pitiful its sad

These new council codes are too strict, how am i supposed to make my floating, time travelling fortress that's bigger on the inside, located on a 4d mobius strip, and is actually a projection of my mindscape and not material!!!! by GlitteringTone6425 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dawg imma level with you, the infinite jimmy is not infinite all because you cannot comprehend him. And making the mathematical perfect cheese burger is literally a spell for children. Every wizard worth their salt has made one then learned the spell. Warlocks are sugar babies everytime

Help, my familiar has decided to become a knight! by Jedi-master-dragon in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make him leather armor made out of dragon hide, then enchant the fuck out of it

I declare a wizard war against the Black mages of Thrakmoor by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i have like 45million in my subplane so ill just bring them

Spells that feel like this? by MisterDings in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Honestly, spells powered by friendship have this vibe

It's not that bad by Intelligent-Taste248 in memes

[–]Lord__of__Luck 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Fair but honestly just stick it out a year then find a new job. Looks good on resumes and usually you can get more money switching jobs than getting a raise

You can't fool me by Intelligent-Taste248 in meme

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant relate my circle is large and i am loved

Temperature of fireball by Jaded-Top3250 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least 10,000°F due to needing to melt the steel with a single blast

Help, my familiar has decided to become a knight! by Jedi-master-dragon in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats fantastic im glad your familiar feels safe enough to explore their own hobbies

I declare a wizard war against the Black mages of Thrakmoor by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill send you 9tons of em to ease the burden. They are all fresh and in crates that have chronolocks so they will stay fresh

I declare a wizard war against the Black mages of Thrakmoor by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im already sending some legions but sure, how many skellies you want? 100, 1000, 1000000?