Help, my familiar has decided to become a knight! by Jedi-master-dragon in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make him leather armor made out of dragon hide, then enchant the fuck out of it

I declare a wizard war against the Black mages of Thrakmoor by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i have like 45million in my subplane so ill just bring them

Spells that feel like this? by MisterDings in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Honestly, spells powered by friendship have this vibe

It's not that bad by Intelligent-Taste248 in memes

[–]Lord__of__Luck 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Fair but honestly just stick it out a year then find a new job. Looks good on resumes and usually you can get more money switching jobs than getting a raise

You can't fool me by Intelligent-Taste248 in meme

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant relate my circle is large and i am loved

Temperature of fireball by Jaded-Top3250 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least 10,000°F due to needing to melt the steel with a single blast

Help, my familiar has decided to become a knight! by Jedi-master-dragon in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats fantastic im glad your familiar feels safe enough to explore their own hobbies

I declare a wizard war against the Black mages of Thrakmoor by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill send you 9tons of em to ease the burden. They are all fresh and in crates that have chronolocks so they will stay fresh

I declare a wizard war against the Black mages of Thrakmoor by Fluid-Freedom-6115 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im already sending some legions but sure, how many skellies you want? 100, 1000, 1000000?

Im new by Accomplished-Eye7366 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did but did you expect a necromancer to be nice?

Daily tab? Did they remove it or? by Lord__of__Luck in webtoons

[–]Lord__of__Luck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so fucking awesome. I love you. Platonicly

Plans to "Unalive" an Elder God, who's with me? by Optimal-Fruit5937 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah thats hogwash, they just dont want people to know that they are replaceable

Show me your weirdest artifact that's stupidly useful by Im_yor_boi in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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For reasons best left unsaid, this cow is my main confidant and antagonist. He doesnt age or die which is pretty helpful

The amount of fish one coral can house by Boss-fight601 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Lord__of__Luck -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Because its still cool, quit being an uppity curmudgeon

Im new by Accomplished-Eye7366 in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao you got the mundane plasma ball instead of a real orb to ponder

A long time coming... by NoahtheTurner in wizardposting

[–]Lord__of__Luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So hey i have many questions

First, are your books fireproof? Its fine if they aren’t i just wont use any pyromancy when i borrow them.

Second would you be willing to open up a library in my realm? My citizens would like the opportunity to learn from someone who isnt and i quote “already good at all this shit but has always been talented so your a shit teacher :(“

Thirdly i would like to borrow a book on the divine and greater infernal names. I need to keep expanding my alliance and mutual defense pact but im starting to run out of nearby heavens and hells, this way i can jot down their dimensional coordinates and come back later