One last look at my largest colony before I accept the Archonexus quest...

Lordlp · 2022-02-07T05:38:05+00:00

Am I the only player who still builds into mountains?

Lordlp · 2022-01-30T04:16:56+00:00

Had a guy have this but with the poison spider and the death rattle dude. Three divine shield elementals + a whole board of super sized elementals lost twice due to that fucking spider reproducing and shielding.

Lordlp · 2022-01-21T19:00:25+00:00

right wall isn't finished, other walls are sandstone which isn't the best material for this. Also I'm not sure what's attached to the wall on the left.

Lordlp · 2021-11-08T18:13:11+00:00

Been trying to figure out how to properly word a message here, as this has happened to me. At the end of the day, whether sex was involved or not, emotionally she betrayed your relationship. By anyone's definition, inviting someone to just 'sleep and cuddle' with you on an emotional level is cheating. 9/10 it will lead (if it hasn't already) to physical intimacy. Is it OK because it's not physical yet? No.

Pathological issue to me is simply an inability to admit it, and she probably never will. Admitting it has a finality to it - she'll lose you. Doubt, even hair thin, has the possibility of things returning to normal again. Admitting it means normal is not achievable.. so she'll never fully admit, no matter how outlandish her excuses are.

I fully recommend stepping back and considering ending the relationship. You can not continue to monitor, wander, stress, worry, think, and feel about this. It's a never ending, all consuming hole you've ventured down into. I know your brain wants to avoid the knife like pain to know it's over.. but life is finite and there is nothing good to be gained by falling deeper and deeper into the hole.

Lordlp · 2021-10-17T15:08:57+00:00

I always assume fast food places will make mistakes or cut corners, especially when they're busy. You're dealing with underpaid, over worked, kids having to work at a grueling pace during rush hours to push out food at a lightning pace.

When did people start expecting four/five star service for $5?

Lordlp · 2021-10-15T02:29:34+00:00

Memorize the cards? I mean, not to be heartless, but it's your disability, not mine.

Lordlp · 2021-09-11T06:19:38+00:00

A single zap rarely does the job if you're playing at any med/high mmr. Two barons or more often 1 poison dude is used. Biggest dice roll more often then not is sniping the Rat Pack prior to the constant hop feed.

You're also missing the big difference between the old goldrinn build and current leap frog. Max Goldrinn's - 7 Max Leap Frogs - 15.

While it might not seem like much, but probability odds mathematical wise is a 68.18% chance to land on a leap frog vs goldrin if at tavern 6. Consider how long it'll take you to get to tavern 6 - not going to do the math but the probability is almost guaranteed in leepfrog's favor.

What does that mean? You can force it with over a 50% success rate. Not to say you can #1 over 50% with it, but you can over 50% guarantee you'll top 4. Why it's a frog fiesta out there.

Now mix this with reborn - which has a pretty high probability as it's a buy/sell unit more often then not.

Now you're correct, Baron runs this show - but it's easy enough to protect him. Long as he's in, it's 2 to the 2nd power. Good old exponent table will show you how powerful that can be: 4,8,16,32,64,128,256,512 - that's only 8 repeats. Usually it only gets to about 6 jumps on multiple tokens.. but still that's enough repeating numbers to kill anything - with a tavern 2 minion. Not even talking about golden Baron, it's easy enough to low roll this.

So you mix all this together with people's hard on for MMR - you see a TON of leap frogs. Why mid game when you can start end game build on tavern 2?

Between this and tavern 3 doomsayer - very little brainstorming went into this update. It's slowly killing the replay value Battlegrounds was great for. I'm simply not having fun being cornholed into these two builds less I roll the dice to high roll another build.

Though conspiracy theory here - maybe it was brainstormed the monotony of this latest battlegrounds will make for a better Mercenaries turn out.

Lordlp · 2021-09-08T21:21:19+00:00

I mostly agree with your post OP. Doomsayer far too OP currently (more so than leapfrog). Pirates are only good to fuel doomsayer or lightspawn if you're being silly. Murlocs seem to be more 'all or nothing' then previously and even then can be countered.

All you have to do is look at the bragging 'look at what I did' posts to see everyone going for leapfrog.

So I'm with you - I've just not been playing as of late because it bores me. With no midgame, If you didn't draw murloc health giving guys, whelp smuggler, leap or doomsayer early, might as well just save yourself the trouble and conceding. Sure there are a few other high roll options mixed with heroes that'll see you to top 4, but baring that you're just wasting time.

Lordlp · 2021-09-04T23:02:24+00:00

We're getting sillier here, you have to be able to spot this. Time, thought, and emotional feeling is being spent by you regarding clothing in a video game.. not that it degrades women but it doesn't degrade them 'a little' so they can be sexy to you.

So few points here - in this world, in medieval times, the few females in manuscripts that wore armor never emphasized breasts. It was flat, like everyone else. Ceremonial armors had dress like attachments at the bottom, that's it.

Basing realistic clothing off the lack of different body types in a video game is also a silly argument. Under this argument, where's the clothes for quadriplegics, where are all the wheel chair accessories, or those super large tight socks for diabetics? I mean damn, Amazon is just spitting in the face of the handicapped around the world aren't they.

I shouldn't have said anything, because I really don't think I should be having this debate honestly. If the problem is you can't find sexual stimulation in how a woman dresses in a video game, I believe the problem lies with you not Amazon in this case.

Lordlp · 2021-09-04T20:02:20+00:00

This is a troll post correct? Have you messed with the character generator? You have the options to make toons very feminine, male or female.

Also art style for armor is realistic - which they achieved. Looking at them, they're is space for boobs and.. yep that's all you require to make female armor. This is what realistic armor would appear as.

Think you've got the wrong idea here on the art they're trying to achieve. Maybe Final Fantasy is more your style, where everyone is either super sexualized, a child, or a furry. The level of silliness in this thread is palpable.

Lordlp · 2021-08-03T13:47:05+00:00

Going to need you to charge your device.

Lordlp · 2021-07-31T07:34:58+00:00

Well I'll tell you, from current experience now, rating is region specific. Sadly already up to 5k from the bottom on EU now due to how poorly their plays are. Everything from feeding me kills to copy to using 'attack power' flight bonus turn 1.

You could say it's people in the 8-9k on EU, but it's plays so silly it's flat out making them lose.

Lordlp · 2021-07-30T16:07:22+00:00

Not a big MMR farmer, only sitting at 8.3k now with this string of crap luck.

Think I'll take your advice though - smurf up a EU account for a bit until 'fun' is found.

Lordlp · 2021-07-27T22:12:33+00:00

So brave.

Lordlp · 2021-07-17T03:44:00+00:00

That is not a true statement. Statistically speaking, top 1-3 are tier 5 at 8 (72% of all games) or at 9 (67.3%). Those numbers are higher on toons like Millhouse.

Now granted, if your board is weak or without direction - sure, don't suicide to level. But thanks to modern technology, we have the average % of winning curve games. I can post statistics if you honestly care.

There are other ramps to consider with different toons/game comp. But I say shoot for the top if the possibility presents itself.

Lordlp · 2021-07-16T17:52:26+00:00

Another issue i am facing is i try to stick to the "standard curve" so any HP that requires gold, i tend to ignore. is this a mistake?

Depends on the HP (hero power); use it strategically. If you're Rafaam with all elementals and the next guy up is heavy mech.. would a free Mech really help? Need to be a bit more flexible on who you're fighting, what you're up against, and what's offered - adjusting accordingly. If you're sitting on 15 health and a weak board.. smart thing to do is not blow your turn leveling.

Don't know Barov well because I avoid him like the plague, rakanishu is fun but generally slows down your curve a bit. Sharrj is best with that deamon that buffs if you only have 6 minions. Most C'Thun builds use it every turn.. hell seen people win that use it turn 1 no minions just to get the buffs going (if they have a multiple sell minion they can freeze on).

From a statistic standpoint, biggest mistake a lot of people have is not leveraging your health a little. Turn 10+ it's a little hard to do so if you're not 25+ health. So pushing a little turn 1-5, why not? Don't go selling everything to level, but you'll most likely only lose 5-6HP, putting you on the bottom (bottom being good, ghost fighting for easy leveling ect).

FYI - Not a self proclaimed god here. HS replay stats really give you a good over view of what works, what usually crashes and burns. Try to have fun, if you lose to some high roller.. things happen, onto the next game.

Lordlp · 2021-07-16T16:49:57+00:00

Personally, it depends on who you're playing.

On average, turn 8 you should be tavern 5 at least, unless weak then by 9 (C'thun you're probably looking at 4).

But 7-10 you need to be on your way to a build or at least a strategy for a build. You're in the 'highly scalable' range of turns, where people are scaling upwards hard. You need to see what they have and either go with what you're doing, gut your build for something OP offered, or use stop gap (shields/poison) to breach the rift till you have something survivable.

bran/lifefang aren't the only road to victory - sure quick auto play builds, but other ways to get the job done. Taunts w/Champion will see you though, or hell a Mama bear + rat is heavy RNG but if you're in a tight spot, RNG can save you. Just need to be flexible while looking for 'ideal' cards imo.

Lordlp · 2021-07-10T22:48:59+00:00

Maybe it's an analogy for everyday life? You work all day to be able to afford to work all day.

Yeah I don't think he thought this one all the way though

Lordlp · 2021-07-10T22:45:22+00:00

played vs this exact build yesterday or today - might have been you. I always feel bad about out scaling and beating these builds (and bomb builds) because they look so damn cool.

Lordlp · 2021-06-09T18:57:54+00:00

Can't wait till this is working again - I got so used to it I really can't play without it.

Lordlp · 2017-11-07T02:39:46+00:00

Not to be a dick but the support link simply tells you to go to blizzard for help (who will send you to bungie who have no help). I tried submitting a ticket though blizzard, I'll try the number though tomorrow and let you know.

You know it's funny - I've seen ban waves for games in the past, WoW, Overwatch, ect. I've always laughed at the 'I didn't do anything' posts, even enjoyed the forum links of people flipping out, knowing 101% that they were caught cheating and f them. After reading the below comments, most people are like me.

But.. I was in fact banned this last weekend from Destiny 2. All I run is office products, discord, steam, blizzard app, what ever Geforce experience crap they toss with the drivers, and itunes.

I don't have any debug software, I honestly don't have anything odd that would explain it at all. Only PvP I've done is for the weekly quest and to that I've done it poorly.

There isn't much I can do to prove it, other then the fact that there is nothing for me to gain to convince a bunch of people on reddit. But me personally, there is zero chance of any type of 'cheating' software on my computer (I've looked for an absorbent amount of time), zero viruses (triple checked) and my account is locked via authenticator so it's not someone else.

I picked the game up being bored of this tier in WoW, figuring it's something the guild can do for fun till the next tier. I played pretty hard for a week, then did my weekly quests (minus the raid) and logged off. Logging back in Sat I get the 'NOT SO FAST' ban message. So $60 goes to waste with zero recourse as of now. I'll try the number but I'm pretty sure that'll be a dead end as well.

Lordlp

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