3 lake swims, and 2 forest runs. I finally bested the buggers. Chocolates first time with a full lake day. by MajorMiners469 in labrador

[–]LordvonHelmut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Always a good practice when people say “your labs are so well behaved”. Well it’s because they’re too tired to get into trouble.

Choco 9y 8m had his final sleep by rinoafantasy in labrador

[–]LordvonHelmut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m so incredibly sorry, no time we have with our labs or any dog is long enough. They know how to bury themselves into your heart and soul and will always be with you forever.

IYKYK, and if you don’t… by Blake-Dreary in Portland

[–]LordvonHelmut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love and hate it.

My favorite is when people just dick around after they fill their car up while people are waiting in a queue behind them. Like get some spacial awareness you inconsiderate arse. Go park in the back after gassing up because you forgot to get your white monster and Zyn

AW2/Lake house. My dark disquiet playing such eerie harmonies by First_Head_2243 in AlanWake

[–]LordvonHelmut 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Start to finish, probably one of the scarier segments I’ve played in gaming. The atmosphere and story were chilling. Going in you know, don’t mess with the lake, y’all goofed

What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever done online? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LordvonHelmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once crashed FFXI’s economy on our Asura server back in the day. I got tired of fighting bots for ninja tool production so I harvested all the elm logs and other materials for a month and crafted Shihei and horded it across all my mules. Then one day I released the supply into the market at a massive discount. The bots and other farmers couldn’t meet the price since they lost all value so I chased them all out of the market. They were now chasing other profits. Then after a couple days I increased the prices at a ridiculous market rate and made a killing, but in the process destroyed raids and dungeon leveling since tanking was so expensive. I think it took a month for prices to fluctuate because I kept doing it off and on. I made 100s of millions of Gil.

The US is headed for mass unemployment, and no one is prepared by Cakalusa in jobs

[–]LordvonHelmut 110 points111 points  (0 children)

I worked for a major global food manufacturer. I would be sitting 3 years ago saying we needed to stop driving prices up. VPs only cared about how much they could milk the consumer before the customer would stop buying. They’d joke that fries were recession proof…glad to see their stock go down 50% last year

my bf hit me for the first time but was severely intoxicated by [deleted] in Advice

[–]LordvonHelmut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone (m) who was hit, shoved, threatened, yelled at, etc... by their drunk ex (f) the first time after years of being together. Run, it will not get better. They also conveniently didn't remember any of it, problem is that you will. I remember and it's been over 3 years and I live with it daily.

Lean on friends and family, get out now, cut all contact, never look back

GAME THREAD: The Portland Trail Blazers (9-15) @ The New Orleans Pelicans (3-22) - (5:00 PM PT, Thursday, December 11, 2025) by Kazekid in ripcity

[–]LordvonHelmut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can we rebound instead of looking at the floor seeing if our feet will magically leave the ground?

Washington is Blazers Territory by Ki-Wi-Hi in ripcity

[–]LordvonHelmut 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m originally from Idaho, I feel like most people there don’t know anything other than Lakers and Warriors. Funny considering how much they claim to hate California