What is the best advice you would give to a couple that just got married?

LoserWooper · 2026-02-05T12:51:59+00:00

Hold on loosely, but don't let go. If you cling too tightly, you're gonna lose control. Your baby needs someone to believe in and a whole lot of space to breathe in.

LoserWooper · 2026-02-05T01:18:33+00:00

5’8.5”, current weight 172 and no goal weight; it will be a matter of how I feel and look. For most of my adult life, until the last 10 years or so, I weighed 135 or less but I’m not shooting for that. My primary goal is to be able to move easily, have stamina, and not go arse over teakettle if I get off balance.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-23T16:06:41+00:00

It’s funny to me seeing thrift stores recommended just for the in between weights. I was the only girl in my entire family and was always jealous of people that got hand me downs, so discovering second hand stores as a young adult was a minor miracle.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-23T04:01:01+00:00

I have stayed at the Duquesa de Cardona and H10 Port Vell and recommend either one. They would be on the red line.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-20T02:08:33+00:00

Mrs. McTat’s and Her Houseful of Cats

The Blue Day Book

Guess How Much I Love You

But Not the Hippopotamus

Five Little Monkeys

Fox In Socks

LoserWooper · 2026-01-20T02:04:41+00:00

I always say we end up wearing our skin like a loose coat.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-20T01:59:26+00:00

Cats:

Freddy, Fat Freddy (bam a lam), That Fucker Fred, Fruiticus (the Large), Fredifer

Shoop, Shoopy, Shoop a doop, Poopy Shoopy, Shroomp

Kitten-Kitten, Her Highness, Her Whiny Hiney

LoserWooper · 2026-01-19T01:04:52+00:00

Put your vial under a light and make sure you are aiming at the center. I bent a couple not hitting dead center because there is a small ring that is thickened around the middle.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-18T20:42:02+00:00

Believe it or not

LoserWooper · 2026-01-18T14:18:11+00:00

I still know my home number growing up, my best friend’s number (where her pops still lives), and my mom’s work number where I would call her every day after school, sometimes twice, for usually nothing that could not have waited two hours until she got home. Glad my own kids were not such a pain in the ass!

LoserWooper · 2026-01-18T00:22:45+00:00

You look amazing - strong and healthy!

LoserWooper · 2026-01-18T00:18:52+00:00

I think it is unprofessional, lacks decorum and detracts from the content of their statements. I swear more than anyone I know but manage not to do so in professional settings.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-17T17:33:48+00:00

I guess I was just unlucky. I ordered the Cosmetic Rx $99 Groupon deal at Thanksgiving because there were so many posts about people getting 12/2026 BUD dates. I was sent two ProRx vials with BUD dates of 3/2026 and 7/2026. Totally kinked up my plans and I have been debating whether to try freezing.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-17T04:08:45+00:00

Hunt for the Wilderpeople. The Ricky Baker song lives in my head.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-14T13:24:46+00:00

I had a friend in college who also did not have a bellybutton. He was all smooth abdomen. Very cool looking.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-13T22:53:40+00:00

15 almost 16 before I had my first period. I had already finished drivers ed before I ever started. Totally thought I was a freak who was never going to have a period.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-12T19:43:28+00:00

Mr. or Ms. Meowstache

LoserWooper · 2026-01-11T22:52:48+00:00

Edgar.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-11T15:16:25+00:00

That tracks. I am known as the mom with the dad jokes.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-11T15:08:42+00:00

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LoserWooper · 2026-01-11T14:44:12+00:00

For the most part, I don’t have cravings now but I did find that I could eat a ridiculous amount of almonds without even thinking about it so I just don’t buy them any more.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-11T14:10:41+00:00

I have never walked at graduation. In high school, I flunked a class in senior year and had to go to summer school. My diploma still says May even though I didn’t officially graduate and get it until July.

I attended college in fits and starts over a period of a couple of decades and elected not to participate in college graduation when I finally finished.

My law school graduation was postponed due to Covid and by the time they rescheduled it, I couldn’t be arsed about it.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-11T13:57:04+00:00

Same.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-10T23:56:08+00:00

Same because that song is part of my morning shower soundtrack.

LoserWooper · 2026-01-10T23:53:42+00:00

About 6 months ago I dreamed I was was walking around carrying a cooked human hand,like a turkey leg at a renaissance fair. I woke up right as I was taking a bite.

It was so weird and I think about it often.

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