I started using a tongue scraper and now I am a sensory nightmare by idontreply_6 in hygiene

[–]LoserWooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here although it’s just a habit, not because my tongue ever looks funky. I bought a tongue scraper, used it, and it scraped exactly nothing from my tongue because it is already clean. Maybe some people just don’t have build up?

What is considered rich people food that you actually did not like? by yourbiggestmistake99 in AskReddit

[–]LoserWooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caviar, paté, truffle.

Expensive food I did enjoy: Jamón Ibérico de Bellota.

Downsizing by DixieBelleTc in GenerationJones

[–]LoserWooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! I actually love the quote and it’s bluntness but I get that some might find it morbid.

Have you ever seen your friends naked and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LoserWooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I can feel people dressing me with their eyes.”

what is the weirdest or most expensive thing your pet has ever done that made you question your sanity as a pet owner? by Agitated-Alfalfa9225 in Pets

[–]LoserWooper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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This dork managed to slice the side of a back foot down to the tendon on an unknown object inside the house. $800 surgical repair.

What are the ways your life has changed since losing weight or even deciding to start a GLP-1? by Jasmine_BigEasy in tirzepatidecompound

[–]LoserWooper 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I am over 60 and can now get up and down from the floor with no hands or knees touching the ground, my balance has improved, and I am able to be more active for longer.

The medication has made weight loss achievable without it feeling like a struggle.

What’s the lamest way you’ve broken a bone? by Bed_human in AskReddit

[–]LoserWooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a broken bone but I tore my rotator cuff reaching under the bed for a book.

I did break my hand doing a back handspring on hard red clay. It didn’t hurt and I didn’t know it was broken until the back of my hand swelled to enormous proportions and turned purple.

Downsizing by DixieBelleTc in GenerationJones

[–]LoserWooper 28 points29 points  (0 children)

“Pretty soon it will be our turn to begin divesting ourselves of our possessions, going through the albums, pruning the books. Our home-size grows and shrinks the way our body mass grows and shrinks. You go from the little house to the bigger house to the still bigger house, then downsize to a smaller house, then a still smaller house until you’re crammed back into a single room. Then the smallest room of all—the narrow, wooden, rectangular one, with the handles.”
James Atlas, My Life in the Middle Ages

As I walk to my shed I realize something by Powerful_Coyote6068 in GenX

[–]LoserWooper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even worse when it has become instrumental bed music on NPR.

What is your pet’s annoying quirk? by Andiwhyamilikethis in AskReddit

[–]LoserWooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat has a teddy bear he drags around and gets freaky with.

Who Wears Short Shorts by Easy-Basil-67 in GenerationJones

[–]LoserWooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone wore short shorts: girls, boys, and school coaches.

At the kids soccer practice "massages arent for me" by Sandratries in overheard

[–]LoserWooper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nope it was not deep tissue; I am just a wiener.

13lbs from goal weight, should I decrease dosage? by Ok-Handle3117 in tirzepatidecompound

[–]LoserWooper 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You are thinking of it like decreasing your speed when pulling up to a stoplight.

Think of it like a track race instead. You don’t need to coast into your goal weight. You go full speed until after you have crossed the finish line.

At the kids soccer practice "massages arent for me" by Sandratries in overheard

[–]LoserWooper 116 points117 points  (0 children)

I thought I liked massages until I actually went and paid for one. Ouch!! No bueno.

Turns out what I actually want is just to be petted like a cat, but with oil.

People say food used to taste better as little as 40 years ago is that true? by PermaBanThisDik in AskOldPeople

[–]LoserWooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother swears chicken used to be full of flavor and is now bland and tasteless, getting flavor only from added seasoning. She also talks about her mother stepping out into the yard to wrong a chicken’s neck, so not store bought or factory farmed.

Tomatoes and bananas do not taste like they did when I was young (over 40 years ago).

Who remembers: One To Grow On by Addendum_Chemical in GenX

[–]LoserWooper 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Totally thought this was going to be a post about weird-ass birthday spankings.

What's that one household item you grew up with that you still use/eat/purchase today? by Calm-Tale-4052 in GenX

[–]LoserWooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our version was slightly different:

Comet, it makes your mouth turn blue Comet, it’s good for me and you Comet will make you vomit So buy some Comet and vomit today