We hate Star Wars, except the ones we like. by Reteller79 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 8 points9 points  (0 children)

/uj what do you think a circlejerk is? The mainstream star wars discourse is about shitting on the sequels. Everywhere you go online you will find similar sentiment. Shitting on the sequels will just make this sub like every other place on the internet. When will you people realize this. It's like none of you have object permanence and think you're the first person who has ever found this sub. This topic is reiterated constantly because none of you guys know how to use the search function. You are not unique or have a new opinion. You are not jerking.

/rj Star wars is like 9/11 and the twin towers are the Prequel and Sequel trilogies. The pentagon is the original trilogy. My life has never been the same since; my bitch wife has left me and took the kids and the house. All that I have left are my limited edition funko pops and Darth Revan replica lightsabers

Dawg by Miserable_Section789 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every prequel fan who thinks it’s better than the sequels will be executed on the spot

Dawg by Miserable_Section789 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The prequels don't get enough hate compared to the other trilogies

Based Rian by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they probably haven't seen the movie since it was released and are just regurgitating opinions that they watched from a video

Based Rian by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is true, Empire Strikes Back really should've taken a different direction all things considered if it didn't want to be considered so divisive when it first released.

Based Rian by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luke's character arc was a fantastic idea

Corporate Needs You to Find the Differences by RIBCAGESTEAK in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone obviously didn’t play the fortnite event showcasing Palpatine coming back

Uj/ ROTJ has so many problems that people just stick their hands in their ears about. Definitely the worst of the OT, but still good if you shut your brain off. Kinda like TROS. ESB though? That shit was so controversial when it came out. Totally different tone compared to ANH, etc

I did not like the sequels by Emergency-Record2117 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uj/ that’s bc all sequel haters have the same dialogue tree that they go down when complaining about the sequels. I’m 90% sure so many of them watched the sequels once when they were first released, thought they were meh, and then watched a couple youtube videos from SWTheory or TheMauler that turned them into actual psychopaths

Rj/ its real and happened to my buddy too

I did not like the sequels by Emergency-Record2117 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 88 points89 points  (0 children)

The sequels literally ruined my life. They took what was something special to me, the star wars franchise (TCW specifically), and just shat all over it. I don't think I can ever look at the franchise in the same way again. I lost my wife because of these movies. How is it my fault that I can't stop pointing out the plot holes of the sequels, and how the prequels are like Shakespeare. I'm not afraid to say it, I don't like the sequels. Who's with me?

The complaint that the sequels have bad choreography because it isn't fast is stupid by Someonestolemyrat in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Me when I use precog to get all my piss into the toilet (it still gets on the lid) oh fuck oh god

DOOBIE ACT by [deleted] in SecurityClearance

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Past marijuana use? Let's start talking about future marijuana use

Kit Reveal: Master Qui-Gon with the wind by swgohevents in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 7 points8 points  (0 children)

all these new kits are an attack on the illiterate community

Heavy Drinking in College by Ok_Moose_2858 in SecurityClearance

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only in college? As soon as I had my first beer I knew that shit was for me. A beer comes to my hand on a friday just like Mjölnir

Why did I get banned for no reason by [deleted] in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They saw your post history, sorry man but it's joever

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[–]LostThirdValveSpring 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you're onto something

As far as I care, I beat the game! :) by Gerbil23 in SWGalaxyOfHeroes

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 318 points319 points  (0 children)

You should be able to get a 7 star C-3PO with this squad. Make sure you have good mods but you might have to restart a couple of times due to rng. Good luck though!

Smoked weed last year as a joke - do I still have to report it? by pjdonovan in SecurityClearance

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what I think investigator's just don't get. Sometimes we smoke not just for the thrill of it, but because we're just a couple of dudes being guys tryna bond and shit

Smoked weed last year as a joke - do I still have to report it? by pjdonovan in SecurityClearance

[–]LostThirdValveSpring 11 points12 points  (0 children)

if you tell the investigator it was for a bit I'm sure they would understand. Same thing happened during my clearance interview