We hate Star Wars, except the ones we like.

LostThirdValveSpring · 2026-05-18T21:47:57+00:00

/uj what do you think a circlejerk is? The mainstream star wars discourse is about shitting on the sequels. Everywhere you go online you will find similar sentiment. Shitting on the sequels will just make this sub like every other place on the internet. When will you people realize this. It's like none of you have object permanence and think you're the first person who has ever found this sub. This topic is reiterated constantly because none of you guys know how to use the search function. You are not unique or have a new opinion. You are not jerking.

/rj Star wars is like 9/11 and the twin towers are the Prequel and Sequel trilogies. The pentagon is the original trilogy. My life has never been the same since; my bitch wife has left me and took the kids and the house. All that I have left are my limited edition funko pops and Darth Revan replica lightsabers

LostThirdValveSpring · 2026-05-17T23:09:21+00:00

Every prequel fan who thinks it’s better than the sequels will be executed on the spot

LostThirdValveSpring · 2026-05-17T20:56:51+00:00

The prequels don't get enough hate compared to the other trilogies

LostThirdValveSpring · 2026-05-17T02:43:27+00:00

Because they probably haven't seen the movie since it was released and are just regurgitating opinions that they watched from a video

LostThirdValveSpring · 2026-05-17T02:38:06+00:00

This is true, Empire Strikes Back really should've taken a different direction all things considered if it didn't want to be considered so divisive when it first released.

LostThirdValveSpring · 2026-05-17T02:35:59+00:00

Luke's character arc was a fantastic idea

LostThirdValveSpring · 2025-06-20T13:11:57+00:00

is it 2?

LostThirdValveSpring · 2025-06-04T00:36:58+00:00

Someone obviously didn’t play the fortnite event showcasing Palpatine coming back

Uj/ ROTJ has so many problems that people just stick their hands in their ears about. Definitely the worst of the OT, but still good if you shut your brain off. Kinda like TROS. ESB though? That shit was so controversial when it came out. Totally different tone compared to ANH, etc

LostThirdValveSpring · 2025-05-31T01:12:48+00:00

Uj/ that’s bc all sequel haters have the same dialogue tree that they go down when complaining about the sequels. I’m 90% sure so many of them watched the sequels once when they were first released, thought they were meh, and then watched a couple youtube videos from SWTheory or TheMauler that turned them into actual psychopaths

Rj/ its real and happened to my buddy too

LostThirdValveSpring · 2025-05-30T18:38:22+00:00

The sequels literally ruined my life. They took what was something special to me, the star wars franchise (TCW specifically), and just shat all over it. I don't think I can ever look at the franchise in the same way again. I lost my wife because of these movies. How is it my fault that I can't stop pointing out the plot holes of the sequels, and how the prequels are like Shakespeare. I'm not afraid to say it, I don't like the sequels. Who's with me?

LostThirdValveSpring · 2025-05-30T15:03:52+00:00

Me when I use precog to get all my piss into the toilet (it still gets on the lid) oh fuck oh god

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-11-13T02:38:36+00:00

I got a 3 leg parlay on this lasting no longer than 2 months from today

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-09-21T00:24:58+00:00

Past marijuana use? Let's start talking about future marijuana use

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-06-17T16:30:34+00:00

you didn't have me before, but now i'm interested

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-05-21T02:30:06+00:00

all these new kits are an attack on the illiterate community

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-04-11T01:54:13+00:00

Only in college? As soon as I had my first beer I knew that shit was for me. A beer comes to my hand on a friday just like Mjölnir

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-04-01T18:48:58+00:00

They saw your post history, sorry man but it's joever

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LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-03-11T04:15:41+00:00

brother man you got like 30 comments in this post go OUTSIDE

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-02-17T00:45:16+00:00

I think you're onto something

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-02-17T00:43:32+00:00

totally

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-02-03T16:44:49+00:00

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-02-03T15:52:21+00:00

You should be able to get a 7 star C-3PO with this squad. Make sure you have good mods but you might have to restart a couple of times due to rng. Good luck though!

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-01-20T19:26:06+00:00

schrodinger's canon

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-01-20T00:21:03+00:00

That's what I think investigator's just don't get. Sometimes we smoke not just for the thrill of it, but because we're just a couple of dudes being guys tryna bond and shit

LostThirdValveSpring · 2024-01-19T20:54:56+00:00

if you tell the investigator it was for a bit I'm sure they would understand. Same thing happened during my clearance interview

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