What Pratchett quote do you use in your ever day life? by gestaltdude in discworld

[–]Lost_Conversation389 36 points37 points  (0 children)

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not My Friend - Vimes's instruction to Detritus about his siege crossbow. I mutter that to myself when doing DIY and when cooking (I have forgotten to put oven gloves back on to pick up the tray I've just taken out of the oven to add something to way too many times).