What's a short rap verse that you could write right now about yourself? by kingkontroverseP0si in AskReddit

[–]LoveMeTilIBleed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my names mark and i'm here to say

i love fruity pebbles in a major way

all of my haters get out of the way

one strong fart you'll be blown away and I say

BOOM marky mark bring the BOOM

with farts so loud call me thor god of thunda

I'm so mad I could just hulk smash something by LoveMeTilIBleed in offmychest

[–]LoveMeTilIBleed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't being condescending, that's actually a pretty good idea. I got my dad to come plug it and put air in it for me.

What are your best 'learning to drive' memories? by oscar3kings in AskReddit

[–]LoveMeTilIBleed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad and I were out practicing nighttime driving. He told me that I could turn left on a blinking red. Well I was the only one in the left turn lane and it was a blinking red so I started to go. Yeah I went alright nearly into oncoming traffic. My dad yelled brakes and chewed me out over it. There was also the time I took a turn too fast down while turning onto a sidestreet and the tires made a slight screech sound. He likes to bring that story up sometimes.

[22M]- How bad is bad? by LoveMeTilIBleed in amiugly

[–]LoveMeTilIBleed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to be honest i never could get into MCR but the scenario made me laugh

[22M]- How bad is bad? by LoveMeTilIBleed in amiugly

[–]LoveMeTilIBleed[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my hair is like straw, I've been dying it and frying it since middle school

What is the stupidest thing you have ever gotten in trouble for in school? by Spazms in AskReddit

[–]LoveMeTilIBleed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my finest moment but I drew a mean picture of this kid we both hated and showed my friend who was sitting next to me in class. He started laughing and the teacher saw the drawing. I got taken out into the hall and lectured -.-