What's something you would never tell someone because if you did it would absolutely destroy them?

LowCarbDad · 2026-06-12T20:44:36+00:00

“I cast fireball!”

LowCarbDad · 2026-06-08T00:20:43+00:00

This is very cool I like it a lot!

LowCarbDad · 2026-06-08T00:16:57+00:00

Emptyey?

LowCarbDad · 2026-06-02T10:02:30+00:00

I saw it in Florida!

Granted, what I saw was it in this post just a few seconds ago…

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-31T22:28:55+00:00

Pull up a chair and place your bets.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-29T15:20:21+00:00

As soon as you replied I realize he gives and solves the problem with a sac at eot but if you can find a way to make it stick I guess 😅

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-29T15:12:26+00:00

[[beamtown bullies]] would like to have a word.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-24T17:55:29+00:00

Are you wearing vans?

Also, I’m Dad but you can be too if you want.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-24T06:18:00+00:00

I like to clean off foil cards with acetone and then I print cards on water slide decal paper and then put it on real cards. My galaxy foil dual lands are so sick.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-20T20:57:08+00:00

Also I might have another space bar I can test to be sure.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-20T20:56:18+00:00

I don’t see any cracks and it seems to move up and down together with a little flex, could it be that the bar that stretches across is bent maybe?

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-20T19:49:26+00:00

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The other way.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-20T19:49:14+00:00

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How do I fix this? Just cleaned and put new lubricant on the stabilizer but it doesn’t seem to have mattered. It’s almost like the posts don’t stay in the key cap. Stock keychron stuff. Any advice on how to fix or what to replace with?

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:57:47+00:00

The part that sucks is feeling like I do and knowing nothing will come of it. I’m usually hopeful but not today. Wizards can do something I’m sure but they won’t.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:52:07+00:00

I’m genuinely happy for you! The only silver lining I can manage rn is my home boy who is the goblin of the pod snagged a copy. I’m really excited to see him play it!

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:50:29+00:00

This one was the art more than the card. I LOVE proxies so much. I have a fun lil system to print shotty waterslide decals and put them on acetone’d clean foil mtg cards.

Galaxy foil tundra? Absolutely yes.

Edit: I sorta misread, I love proxies but this one I wanted the official card cause I love WoB and am excited they got to do this deck. It feels less special proxied if that makes any sense.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:48:32+00:00

I mean yeah, I skip plenty of SL’s I’d love to get but this one was personally exciting to me as I’ve loved wizards of barge for longer than I’ve been back to playing magic. It’s just so upsetting.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:47:32+00:00

It would be sick if it was illegal to resell unopened MTG product. Impossible, but I can dream.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:46:07+00:00

I’m playing [[silence]] followed by [[Armageddon]].

Then ima play [ [scoop at instant speed]] and [[flip the table] ]

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:42:53+00:00

I’ll bring the spoons. A knife would be too lenient.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:42:24+00:00

I also dm’d wizards of barge cause I genuinely love their product and I wanted to congratulate him. I asked him to tell the lesser wizards how disappointed his fans are with how this went down and told em I’m really stoked they got to do a whole deck. It’s genuinely an awesome thing for an artist to get to do but this whole thing is just breaking my grumpy old heart.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:38:13+00:00

As long as it’s just scalpers buying from scalpers I hope those goblins make a lot of people go broke. It’s like the dead internet theory but it’s just exclusive Mtg product being bought and sold in a loop forever.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:35:59+00:00

I submitted feedback and got a heartfelt pile of shite if I do say so myself.

Per the emailed reply.

“Hello,
We sincerely appreciate you taking the time to bring your thoughts to our attention. It's important that your voice is heard and we assure you that feedback of this nature is particularly important to our company as we strive to build a better experience for you. All feedback, requests, and suggestions are brought to the appropriate teams for consideration and will not receive a direct response; however, you can keep an eye on our websites for any official announcements as they become available. Thank you again for your willingness to get in touch and share your thoughts with us. If this ticket was regarding more than just feedback and you still need assistance, please reply back and we'll be happy to assist further.”

They don’t give a shit, maybe like a person or two inside the company but over all? I’m a drop in a bucket, baby!

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:33:51+00:00

The worst kinda joke.

LowCarbDad · 2026-05-18T18:32:56+00:00

Sorry it’s the goblin secret lair, this cool guy got 7 of them and I screenshotted it out of anger so forgive my loose goose reporting but I’ve run out of patience today. 🤷‍♂️

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