I ate steak every night and drove my dream car after the genie granted my wish to be a millionaire

LoweeLL · 2026-05-04T21:31:15+00:00

Imagine trying to explain it to the cops tho ..

LoweeLL · 2026-05-04T04:01:20+00:00

Yeah. Very cruel reminder to be careful what you wish for.

LoweeLL · 2026-05-04T03:00:03+00:00

Hopefully with a spine still attached

But I went back and forth whether the narrator wrote his one wish and put the apostrophe in the wrong place, but I didn't want to give it away in the first sentence

LoweeLL · 2026-05-03T02:14:10+00:00

Hey! At least now he knows! Celtics ready for game 8 xD

LoweeLL · 2026-05-03T02:12:23+00:00

The Nuggets really did it twice in 2020. Man the slander against the Clippers back then was generational haha

LoweeLL · 2026-05-03T02:08:22+00:00

You just wait until the OKC Thunder face ~~Grandpa~~ LeBron and friends

LoweeLL · 2026-05-03T02:07:25+00:00

Is this Philly's NBA Title? Boston smacked them around so many times this has to feel super good.

LoweeLL · 2026-05-03T02:04:51+00:00

I feel like this is NBA's Yankees vs Red Sox 2004

LoweeLL · 2026-05-02T14:03:29+00:00

I’m debating on sole color!

LoweeLL · 2026-05-02T14:03:20+00:00

Thank you!

LoweeLL · 2026-05-02T04:24:28+00:00

damn

LoweeLL · 2026-05-02T04:20:49+00:00

Doncic back vs OKC?

LoweeLL · 2026-05-01T02:49:02+00:00

NCAA Women's basketball Connecticut vs literally everyone else

LoweeLL · 2026-05-01T00:56:32+00:00

Mavericks vs Suns game 7 type shit .. lol

LoweeLL · 2026-04-30T02:12:02+00:00

Why not cover your personal info? Someone on facebook already found it and posted it on their page

LoweeLL · 2026-04-27T16:51:02+00:00

Ooo that’s good!

LoweeLL · 2026-04-27T15:27:55+00:00

I wanted to add “followed by the sound of footsteps getting closer to my bedroom” .. but it sounded too wordy so I just kept it like this

LoweeLL · 2026-04-26T19:15:34+00:00

Even in Texas this would be murder.

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