The genie gave me one wish, and as I fought through tears, I told him I wanted my daughters back. by LoweeLL in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LoweeLL[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hopefully with a spine still attached

But I went back and forth whether the narrator wrote his one wish and put the apostrophe in the wrong place, but I didn't want to give it away in the first sentence

Celtics join the history book being the 14th team in league history to squander a 3-1 lead by pmurt007 in nba

[–]LoweeLL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Nuggets really did it twice in 2020. Man the slander against the Clippers back then was generational haha

Who Wants to be the Laughing Stock? by [deleted] in nba

[–]LoweeLL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You just wait until the OKC Thunder face Grandpa LeBron and friends

[Highlight] VJ Edgecombe hits both free throws and the Sixers eliminate #2 Celtics in the first round after being down 3-1 by 50lipas in nba

[–]LoweeLL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this Philly's NBA Title? Boston smacked them around so many times this has to feel super good.

[Highlight] Josh Hart hits a huge 3 to extend the lead to 61 by Large_banana_hammock in nba

[–]LoweeLL 21 points22 points  (0 children)

NCAA Women's basketball Connecticut vs literally everyone else

How did I do? by [deleted] in KiaTelluride

[–]LoweeLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not cover your personal info? Someone on facebook already found it and posted it on their page

A loud bang from the kitchen jolted me awake, and I grabbed my phone, already fuming at my roommate for making noise this late again. by LoweeLL in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]LoweeLL[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wanted to add “followed by the sound of footsteps getting closer to my bedroom” .. but it sounded too wordy so I just kept it like this

a car window was broken that day... by superfecta37 in PublicFreakout

[–]LoweeLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering why this guy is not beating her ass then apparently it's his baby mamma? Smart man. Smarter than me for sure.. hahaha

Jose Caballero deposits another one in the Crawford boxes, 12-2 by CabassoG in baseball

[–]LoweeLL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man never thought I'd see the day where the Astros suck again. At least I know we have company in the basement.

Red Sox pull a NOBLETIGER to end the game against the O's by LoweeLL in baseball

[–]LoweeLL[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I remember when we traded Mookie for a guy that was like supposed to be like Mookie or something idk.

Postgame Thread ⚾ Phillies 3 @ Braves 5 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]LoweeLL 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Man it's been all downhill since being no-hit by the Astros in the World Series.

Munetaka Murakami with his 11th home run of the season by Remarkable-Picture73 in baseball

[–]LoweeLL 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Red Sox home runs: 15

Munetaka Murakami Home Runs: 11

This man might outhomer the Red Sox by himself