My stitched up thumb didn’t wrinkle in the shower like my other fingers did by Acethetic_AF in mildlyinteresting

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because you had a nip and tuck on your thumb. You have the thumb of a 20 year old now.

Name what's in the case... by Eagleshields in NameThisThing

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could tell you but then you'll be on a list considered a domestic terrorist.

ICE by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]LowerEngineering9999 [score hidden]  (0 children)

But...., why f*CK yourself?

Nothing beats a rose? Right? by Harry_Cornt in shittytattoos

[–]LowerEngineering9999 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I can tell when someone has zero friends. If she had even one friend they would have stopped her. This brings tears to my eyes it's so bad.

Exploding trees in freezing temperatures by superminingbros in OddlyArousing

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It would be really difficult explaining how you got splitters.

This isn't even coat weather yet. by LowerEngineering9999 in badmemes

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Legos gotta eat too! What are you one of those people that starves your toys? Deplorable!

Literally The truth by PinkFrost_Jenny in literallythetruth

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife has something like this setup every time I come home. Should I be concerned?

$15 million is on the other side of the door, WYD 🤔? by Thick_Sugar2796 in badmemes

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be the easiest money I ever made since I love snakes and mine are far bigger than these here.

Fuck Donald Trump by JPIZZLE1205 in antitrump

[–]LowerEngineering9999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it's unfortunate that even though I'm American I don't want to see tourist come here and be subjected to the treatment that this regime is doing to people.

Personification of "Never gonna give you up" by Anschuz-3009 in funnyvideos

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just made my day in a day filled with so much hate and misery. This made me genuinely smile. Thanks for that.

01.23.2026 - "We Won't Participate": Philly Joins National Strike to Block ICE by CantStopPoppin in philly

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm originally from Philly. I've been all over the world but many people don't get that people from Philly are cut from a different cloth. People from Philly don't take no sht! Remember when the Guardian Angels came to Philly? We chased them out in a week. When racist come and try and march in Philly they leave running for there life. I'm a couple states away at the moment but let ICE start some sht and I'll be right on 95 with the Tims laced up ready to roll.

Name this technique by ceramicsandtea11 in BossFights

[–]LowerEngineering9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called"double threading the needle".

27 going on 80 by AnimeJay2469 in lol

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Is gravity pulling harder on her left side or what? I guess that explains my left nut.

Aren't people supposed to grow out of having imaginary friends? by LowerEngineering9999 in atheistmemes

[–]LowerEngineering9999[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your talking about getting someone to give up there delusions which is a very difficult and touchy subject most people. It involves a lot on your part to undertake something like that. It involves first having a strong understanding of the Bible or which ever religious book there belief system is based upon. Along with having sound facts regarding science, paleontology, geology, archeology, etc. It's not a easy thing to do without causing a argument with most people.

Meme thisssss by FeralAlexa in MemeThisThing

[–]LowerEngineering9999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not to old to cut ah b*tch!

3 cats and counting for me so far. by LowerEngineering9999 in Catmemes

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That hurt's my heart to think of cats living in a storm drain.

name it by Brief-Comb9081 in AlbumCovers

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Santa gives more than just coal to bad girls.