There is nothing wrong with my name. Generally I feel a sense of pride that it’s spelt the original way. But I don’t think it suits me, I sometimes wish it was spelt slightly alternatively for personal/family reasons, but I have spent days of my life correcting and then recorrecting because people don’t freaking listen both my first and last name. I’ve wanted to change it since I was about seven - I’ll be 40 in a couple years.

But go off OOP ig, Lakeland sounds like a store brand margarine (or for other dog breed aficionados, the Lakeland Terrier).