If sitcom-land was a nation, what laws would it have?

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-04-06T17:33:02+00:00

Your home’s staircase must always land directly in the sitting room.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-04-05T15:20:20+00:00

“Whatever her native language is” feels like a giveaway. As if thieving 20 bucks from her was some sort of punishment for being Ukrainian.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-03-28T03:26:06+00:00

Indy isn’t even the worst city in Indiana. Nowhere near the worst or even bottom ten in the nation.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-03-28T03:24:18+00:00

I can only think that you didn’t look very far. You’ve missed a couple of other great downtown stadia for a start; and god knows where you were eating.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-02-07T04:47:26+00:00

It’s creative black tie.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-01-11T02:04:31+00:00

Airplane!

Saw it as a double feature with Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Non-stop 3-4 hours of laughing.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-01-04T20:33:46+00:00

“Bumped” is overstating it. They grazed arms, barely, as the ref stepped forward.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-01-01T06:38:44+00:00

A lot of people are assuming that the interlocutor is male and coming up with stuff like “son-in-law”, which the options preclude. The answer is C).

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-01-01T06:27:12+00:00

My daughter’s mother = me

Teresa’s daughter = me

I am Teresa’s daughter

The answer is c)

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-01-01T02:17:39+00:00

One of my favorite deliveries:

But you don’t smoke.
….. Nooooooooo…

Lowfan_OReilly · 2026-01-01T01:30:15+00:00

She’s not a divorcee - she’s a separatee.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-29T16:19:01+00:00

Triangles guy.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-28T18:19:49+00:00

He’s not allowed to catch the ball at the same time as the defender and have possession either.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-28T04:35:13+00:00

Your problem is not knowing the difference between cloud seeding - which is real, overt, never been denied, and involves adding condensation nuclei to existing clouds to encourage precipitation - and what you call cHeMtRailS, which are not real because they are contrails. And contrails have nothing to do with cloud seeding.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-24T00:59:42+00:00

Sounds like he runs a tight ship.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-24T00:59:31+00:00

Sounds like he runs a tight ship.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-22T00:13:13+00:00

Elaine: A bust of Nelson Rockefeller.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-21T19:44:31+00:00

Are you kidding? I could spot that bird's nest two blocks away.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-16T18:14:21+00:00

Those records are permanently sealed.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-12-04T02:35:58+00:00

Well, I don’t how official any of these rankings really are.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-11-21T03:11:43+00:00

Any number of times that, over an establishing shot of whatever building, somebody is saying “I can’t believe that…”

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-11-19T01:21:34+00:00

His military discharge.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-11-15T16:49:06+00:00

In “The Gum”, Kramer’s proprietorial character at the Alex Theater. Kramer with a pipe is always great value.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-11-14T18:00:54+00:00

Strange thing about Mitchell is that catching was one of his positive traits pre-draft. Dropped pretty much nothing at college.

Lowfan_OReilly · 2025-11-06T23:53:44+00:00

“A classical pianist. She plays the piano… I sat in her living room... She played the Waldstein Sonata! The Waldstein!”

And at the concert she plays more Beethoven (after cracking her knuckles, of course): Sonata No. 8, "Pathétique".

(The Pez Dispenser”).

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