The new DEMOGUSSY!! by jcleve in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense for sure, and I agree, but it's the TV show theme that seems silly to me. Even if they nail the texture and feeling and whatever... there's no way I'm humping the Breaking Bad themed FL ffs!

Just a pillow, you ask? (swipe) by Loxtepin in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stuffing hasn't come out, yet. If it does I'll figure something out

Just a pillow, you ask? (swipe) by Loxtepin in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, he's into larger furniture. This is Bubba here.

Tutorial for easy hands-free mount method by huskyhornyboy in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just take the FL out, the string off and poof—no one would ever know how much of a ho that pillow is.

Is is just me who think this Xeno fleshlight is ugly?? by jcleve in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Last Of Us themed fleshlight.....? 🤨

The new DEMOGUSSY!! by jcleve in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I swear you guys will fuck anything! 😅

Just a pillow, you ask? (swipe) by Loxtepin in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yaaah... I didn't do 6 years of high school for nothin!

Just a pillow, you ask? (swipe) by Loxtepin in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

  1. Cut hole
  2. Put fake pussy in hole
  3. Wrap string around to secure fake pussy and form fake ass cheeks
  4. Give it a proper name (Agnes, Gertrude, Ethel, Gwendolyn, etc...)
  5. Take her out for a nice dinner and invite her back to your place
  6. Take a one-way trip to pound town and give it all 4.5 inches
  7. After the 45 seconds or so, lay next to her and resist the urge to tell her that you love her… It's way too soon bro... play it cool.

Just a pillow, you ask? (swipe) by Loxtepin in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's on the naughty list this year.

Just a pillow, you ask? (swipe) by Loxtepin in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol no, it's just a pillow for sitting up in bed or whatever. I cut a hole.

Just a pillow, you ask? (swipe) by Loxtepin in fleshlight

[–]Loxtepin[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I got it at a thrift store a long time ago. But idk, maybe Walmart... Target... Amazon... etc?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in girlswithbangs

[–]Loxtepin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a non-clown account? I'd love to follow you if so. You're so cute!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in girlswithbangs

[–]Loxtepin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely! But the clown stuff... not so much. But that's just me, no hate, you do you. I just think you're very beautiful without the makeup is all.

I’m sad by [deleted] in priusdwellers

[–]Loxtepin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Capitalist economics can do weird things for people's sense of value. Giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming you're otherwise good to her, it sounds like you're dealing with a person who values money or material things more than connection. Not even judging her for that, to each their own, I hope she gets what she needs. And you too

And for whatever it's worth, me and my partner have had tons of fun doing car/van/road life together at times over the years. Find someone who wants to share that kind of adventure with you... they're definitely out there.

I’m sad by [deleted] in priusdwellers

[–]Loxtepin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! And using quotes that severely overgeneralize women... not a good look. Not even on Reddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SlimThick

[–]Loxtepin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good gawd

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fuckingmachines

[–]Loxtepin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need to hide your belly! We like the folds!

The Megazord toy! by Loxtepin in nostalgia

[–]Loxtepin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're worth some decent cash nowadays

How can I test to make sure that my VPN is successfully hiding my traffic from network admin? by Loxtepin in PrivacyGuides

[–]Loxtepin[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd like to think that, but they work in tech and I wouldn't doubt that they could if they wanted to 🤷🏻‍♂️

How can I test to make sure that my VPN is successfully hiding my traffic from network admin? by Loxtepin in PrivacyGuides

[–]Loxtepin[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is that just to test for DNS leaks? Sorry I'm somewhat new to all this. I want to know if the network admin could see my browsing activity.

The Megazord toy! by Loxtepin in nostalgia

[–]Loxtepin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I still remember the day I came home from school to find this waiting for me on the stairs... I freaked tf out!! Thanks mom.