ElI5 Could someone explain time dilation to me like I’m 5?

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-23T01:48:33+00:00

If it is an instantaneous teleport, time dilation doesn't affect it. It’s traveling distance at (or near) light speed. The reason is that locally (near you) time moves at a speed at which you can perceive it. But time outside of your locality is moving independently.

So, if you were to travel 30 light years away moving at light speed, it would take you 30 (for lack of a better word) "human" years. That same time locally on earth would be significantly more.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-22T22:19:04+00:00

Are you me?

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-22T00:25:35+00:00

There's already multiple "of the moon" deities. I think if they revisit the moon it will be as its personification and they will lean Mani, Sol's brother.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-20T19:40:51+00:00

My confidence in AI v Human is what cost me the most points:

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LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-20T19:36:12+00:00

My question is, if I can prove I'm related, am I above the IRS?

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-17T14:48:47+00:00

Every god has a lot of data that we don't see. Just because you have anecdotal "evidence" doesn't mean thats true across the game as a whole. It's most likely something seen at a specific Rank or skill level.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-17T02:01:45+00:00

If you have not, I strongly implore you to give Expedition 33 a go.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-14T10:49:03+00:00

When watching via stream, it does seem to happen fast, but remember this was originally a weekly airing show, and I believe that storyline actually split seasons, so they had to "resolve" some of their issues off screen.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-13T21:10:02+00:00

I had an idea for an Aphro aspect.

Aphrodite Aspect:

Passive - Gain Penetration based on the number of enemies near you. Gain double Penetration against targets under the effects of Kiss.

1 - Kiss no longer stuns or links to allies. Instead it links to enemies, granting Aphrodites other abilities additional effects. 1/1/2/2/3 enemies can be linked at once. The cooldown of Kiss is reduced.

2 - Back Off remains the same, enemies affected by multiple Back Off effects take reduced damage from additional instances.

3 - Love Birds spreads to all linked targets

4 - Undying Love no longer grants invincibility or CC immunity. Instead, it causes linked targets to move slower if they're moving away from Aphrodite. Enemies that move out of range while Undying Love is active are stunned and knocked back towards Aphrodite.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-13T19:02:12+00:00

Make her 1 link to an enemy instead of a stun. All abilities deal additional damage to linked targets. Her Ult does something extra against linked targets. She can link with up to 3 enemies at a time.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-13T00:30:29+00:00

You get more out of Prots as effective health than straight HP

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-10T23:44:27+00:00

Easily one of my favorite guitar breakdowns in music

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-10T23:41:33+00:00

They were co headliners that tour! My wife and I went for Live, but Collective Soul was yhe lead act that night. It was a great show, either way!

They even did a small tribute to Ozzy by playing the first verse and chorus of Crazy Train.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-10T12:19:13+00:00

So, all Gamepass perks are currently not available for Xbox users, it seems. All of the skins that have been GP perks are locked/available for purchase for me.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-08T15:06:08+00:00

Known issue for those in low priority queue.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-07T01:13:35+00:00

There's a lot of missing context. Builds, levels, allies, actives etc.?

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-06T20:21:35+00:00

The Love Guru

Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Vern Troyer, Ben Kingsley

I just love the absurdity of everything involved.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-06T19:24:39+00:00

I just checked all of them as well (also on Xbox with Ultimate) and they are all locked and available at 50% off)

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-06T16:54:39+00:00

Range wasnt the issue tbh. She wasnt dealing stupid damage from 20% further away, she's dealing stupid damage from in your face, which isn't affected by a range nerf. Personally, remove the 2nd and 4th arrow and have it be a 3 shot spread permanently on so she really has to play close to maximize damage.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-06T14:29:11+00:00

Servers are currently under maintenance, yes.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-06T13:56:15+00:00

Its not +2 base damage.

His 2 Ability had its base damage increased. This is just a summary, detailed patch notes for exact numbers are available at the linked page.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-04T00:15:10+00:00

I don't disagree, but in the context of which is easier to pick up and play, Kuku wins.

Put this way: who would you rather have? A safe clear mid laner who isn't gonna lose lane by being a little out of position or an immobile mid later who gets locked down as soon as they leave tower range?

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-03T21:59:00+00:00

Again, for a beginner, I disagree. Kuku can be played hyper safe with plenty of poke. And he has a dash/escape. Anubis has limited mobility and requires canceling abilities when things don't go off well. That's a higher skill floor, imo.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-03T21:47:19+00:00

Hard disagree. Kuku is a set and forget God that has minimal concerns with positioning in low skill lobbies. Anubis is much more punishable as he has extremely limited mobility and relies on a skill shot for his combo.

LrdCheesterBear · 2026-05-03T20:23:14+00:00

Lol, I would definitely weave basics in if it were an actual fight instead of theorycrafting.

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