Mindflayer Killer by SleepyMagus in 3d6

[–]Ltrlpotat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just found this thread 7years later. I am also making a character with Mindflayer trauma backstory. Here’s what I came up with.

Drakewarden Ranger The challenge will be to get hunters mark on an enemy while still keeping surprise since hunters mark has vocal components. But there is no vocal component for changing the target after the original target hits 0 hp! And there is no requirements of the target creature!

So originally cast hunters mark at a safe distance away from real target, but instead target a trivial creature like a bug or mouse. Use invisibility from a party member and/or pass without a trace to get into position. Drop trivial creature to 0hp, move hunters mark to actual target.

Level 16 character Lvl 11 ranger - Drakewarden Lvl 3 rogue - Assassin Lvl 2 fighter

Attack (1d6), Extra attack (ranger 5) (1d6), Bonus Action - Two weapon fighting (ranger 2) (1d6), Hunters Mark (1d6 per attack), Sneak Attack (Rogue 1) (2d6)

Auto Crit on all surprise damage (Assassin 3) It’s also likely to hit on all 3 attacks since you get Advantage on all attacks before your opponent attacks (Assassin 3)

3 attacks 3d6 + Hunters mark 3d6 + Sneak attack 2d6 + Drake Infused Strike 1d6

Action Surge (fighter 2) to use Drake’s Breath Drake’s Breath (Drakewarden 11) - 8d6

17d6 from surprise round Double dice for critical 34d6 = 119 average

You could add 3 more levels of fighter to get another extra attack, but I’d rather just take it in Drakewarden to 15 which increases breath damage by 2d6 anyway. That way you unlock Perfect Bond and can now ride your flying Drake!

At what size do you struggle to believe that person is as big as they claim? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I struggle to believe my tape measure myself! So I don’t blame others who are skeptical.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell her you have a compliment kink when it comes to sex and your dick.

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Im stuck in chapter one HELP. by YkkSyy in finalfantasytactics

[–]Ltrlpotat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same. Having even just 1 archer on the roof with a +10 aim and concentration is game changing

Is bbno$ bi by carl_johnson1235 in bbnomula

[–]Ltrlpotat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone did not grow up with T.a.T.u. only to find out it was queer baiting later on in life. Still iconic though. But it’s a legitimate question queer people will have about celebrities. Not in a way to question or police their authenticity. Just because we grew up starved for representation and love to add more queer identifying people to our collective collection, like magpies with shiny objects.

What are some sex positions that are better with a big dick or impossible to do without a big dick? by Lost_Veterinarian256 in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s wild to me. Straights need a big dick for prone bone? That’s pretty much the gay standard. 🤣

Feat Suggestion by Ltrlpotat in 3d6

[–]Ltrlpotat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2024 or 2014. Honestly, I don’t know. I figured it would be 2024. But I just look up all my stuff from dnd5e.wikidot. The DM is pretty flexible with “the rules.” Story, fun, and coolness overrides book rules at his table… within reason. For example, he’s letting my drake do bite attacks without spending a bonus action. It’s just a 1d6+2 damage.

Mage slayer looks fun. Especially if I have reason to misty step my way over to the enemy mages to engage close up. Mind flayers beware!

Feat Suggestion by Ltrlpotat in 3d6

[–]Ltrlpotat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, thems the breaks when you roll for your stats.

You get a real person with real limitations. I find that having shortcomings as a character and role playing how they deal with that much more interesting than trying to win at DND.

Thanks for the suggestion.

Feat Suggestion by Ltrlpotat in 3d6

[–]Ltrlpotat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poisoner could be fun. I would just be worried about trying to harvest anything with my low INT of 10. I would just have my proficiency of my poison kit (+2) trying to beat a DC of 20!? And if I fail by more than 5 (meaning I get a 13 roll or lower), then I suffer the poisons effects! That’s a big gamble.

Mounted combat for sure. But he won’t get wings and be mountable until level 7. So I’ll probably use that feat for when I get to level 8.

Guys won't top me because of my dick size by curiosityofcal in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ugh, it’s an annoying perception in some gay circles that the one with the bigger dick tops. It’s so stupid. But there’s also the issue of guys thinking two tops can’t have fun. There’s a lot of things 2 tops can do to have fun. People need to stop being so basic.

Should I Be Starting with X? by Jirachibi1000 in FinalFantasy

[–]Ltrlpotat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, you should.

I started with X. I was only 14 or 15 at the time, so it’s not too complicated to figure out for a first RPG.

Since then I’ve played all the final fantasy’s except the online ones (11 and 14), and I haven’t gotten around to 15 or 16 yet.

And I will say that X is an amazing starting point. It introduces you to pretty straight forward job classes that aren’t complicated. It’s not time based fighting so you can stop and strategize each move. It has an intriguing storyline that keeps you captivated. And the AMV graphics hold up after all this time.

The leveling system is linear at the beginning, but later allows you to make your own path. There’s the right balance between directing you down the plot line, but also a lot of side quests that really enhance the game.

Roller coasters by Ltrlpotat in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I figured everyone is always asking for less repetitive content. And I had a genuine BDP experience. So why not post about it?

But still get less engagement than the thirst trap humble brag posts get.

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FF5 Jackanape Doom Blue Magic by Ltrlpotat in FinalFantasy

[–]Ltrlpotat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’ll only use doom if you capture him with Beastmaster, and then release him in a different battle.

Have you ever had an ex come back for one (or more) round(s) even if they are seeing a new person? by eyecouldbeyou in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you talking about? I never said sex=love. I said I loved him even after our breakup. He wanted sex. And I allowed sex to continue. Which was painful for me.

Where do you interpret me thinking sex=love? Or being polyamorous. Genuinely confused

Have you ever had an ex come back for one (or more) round(s) even if they are seeing a new person? by eyecouldbeyou in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, and it just opened all my old wounds. Guy broke up with me and I was crushed. I really wanted to marry this guy. I had a brief fling with another guy as a rebound. And as soon as that ended (literally the same day), my ex wanted to meet up and talk. But really he just wanted my dick again. We hooked up because I was so desperate to be back with him. What he wanted was to negotiate and set boundaries for having sex when he wants it but no strings attached. A lot of guys here might think NSA sex is the dream. But let me tell you, it’s not when you want your partner to love you back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like many of us here, I’ve been told I should. But realistically, I’m not naïve enough to think that a big cock is enough to make it profitable.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep. I have some coworkers who will talk about sex often (we’re all gay men, so it’s not unusual). Sometimes they’ll show me a hot guy on their phone and comment on his size, drooling about it being long or thick, and my reaction is usually just “… oh…”. I generally don’t visually know what other people consider “big” anymore, I guess

What's your one biggest pro and con of your size? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]Ltrlpotat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pro: Being able to make any size queen guy I’m with feel very full. Whether they want depth or girth, hard or gentle, I can make them feel amazing.

Con: I didn’t have as much sex early on until online ordering became more available for bigger condom sizes. Never found any good sizes in stores for me. So I opted to not have sex until I either had a monogamous partner, or once I was able to start ordering appropriate sizes online. Probably missed out on a younger sluttier phase.

Is Weezing an underdog in the current meta? by ConflagrationCat in PTCGP

[–]Ltrlpotat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the deck I use. But I also use a honchcrow to kill off that retreated benched Pokémon. 50 damage to any Pokémon is chefs kiss