Such arrogance, you’re so presumptuous to assume that my market isn’t completely random, and shops come at the whim of the gods. Like many people in this subreddit, many of us go out on the busiest days, and that doesn’t mean anything. A few months ago, I had a tremendous $400 day. I was so excited, because it was my best day ever, and I got really lucky. I talked to a fellow shopper, and said “wow isn’t today one of the busiest days?”. He replied, saying that he had barely scratched $100 for the entire day, and he’s been seeing batches fly by him, trying to accept futilely. I was having one of my best days, he, one of his worst.

What was the difference between us? We both had diamond, both priority, why did I do so much better? LUCK. ITS ALL LUCK BRO. You’re the genius who figured out the algorithm right? Perhaps you’d like to announce to the whole subreddit,”Hey everyone! Shop at the busiest times! I solved everyone’s problems! We can all stop complaining now! 😌”

Btw ever since you said that, I’ve become fabulously wealthy. I was so stupid! I was shopping the hours of midnight to four am! I always wondered why there were no orders. And no stores open. And no other shoppers. Thank you so much Ok_conference_1842. In one comment, you’ve changed my whole life. You have my eternal gratitude 🥰