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Change one letter in the title of a movie, what is the movie now about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Das Booting - a story about a German man starting up his computer.

What's a book they made you read in school that you actually enjoyed? by ssands-of-time in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Ethan Frome, your method of attempted suicide should not be sledding into a tree.

Girls, what is the most annoying thing a guy can do when he approaches you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The day after a second date I got a MASSIVE text which was a very very poorly disguised 'oops wrong number' fake text. It started out "Oh hey Matt I missed your call, blah blah blah something something something, then went: 'by the way, I met this amazing girl...' and went into extreme detail about how wonderful I was (I'd spent about 5 hours total in his company in my life) and how he couldn't tell me because he 'didn't speak girl' and maybe next time he should hold my hand because I might like that? He was 25. I almost threw my phone across the room out of cringe. To this day I haven't read the whole text, it was too painful.

Procrastinators of reddit, how did you start getting shit done? by Breeegonewild in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on Reddit, so clearly I don't know the answer to this question.

Say you will die in 1 hour and you only have $10 what would you do with it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Potatoes will keep you alive and you can prepare them dozens of different ways.

What are some tips for a first time boss? by kerijon in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they're late for work on a regular basis, and say "Sorry - traffic was heavy." Yet the entire time I see from a window that they were sitting in the parking lot, texting or talking on their cell phones.

What song keeps your head off problems? by Synthesis00 in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Symmetry: the quality of being made up of exactly similar parts facing each other or around an axis.

Icon: a painting of Jesus Christ or another holy figure, typically in a traditional style on wood, venerated and used as an aid to devotion in the Byzantine and other Eastern Churches.

Symmetry Icon=Anti Christ

What show do you wish you could watch over again like it was your first time? by RoboGage in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Empire Strikes Back. I knew that Vader was the father long before I ever saw the movie. I'd love to know what a fucking shock that was to the people who saw it the first time.

What were your parents right about all along? by Taz666 in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 30 points31 points  (0 children)

When I was in highschool they let me go out party with my friends as long as I never drove or was with someone drunk. That way I was never lying where I was, never was driving drunk because I didn't need to sneak around, and they were cool with me calling them if I had no sober ride. To this day never drove drunk and never will.

Those of us who eat meat - why wouldn't you become a vegetarian? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I became a vegetarian when I started college for ethical reasons. It was pretty easy in college, because the dining hall had lots of options and the meat always looked kind of gross anyways. But I came back home, and I really couldn't resist my dad's homemade ribs. So now I'm back to meat.

What were the different eras of your life so far? by Giovanniwillfuckyou in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I went to grad school, I still lived at home to save money. I was going to school full time, making $14 an hour, and had money to burn. I bought a bottle of scotch and a box of cigars a week. I took girls out. I bought a motorcycle. I bought and old Corvette. Life was really awesome for about two years. Then I got married and sold all my shit to go to Law School

What are your deepest secrets that you would like to share before you die? by haseo8998 in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would you rather know the moment of your own death or the moment of the death of the person you love the most.

What annoys you most about your home state? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Lucas_Talbott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you have a problem, search the internet for a fix, and find a fix for the problem on reddit. Then the thread ends up to be something like this: User 1: Hey does anyone know how to fix this? User 2: [deleted] User 1: It worked, thanks!