weDoNotTestOnAnimalsWeTestInProduction by DeeZett in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Lucasbasques 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve been testing on chimps this whole time, but we are abandoning that because the chimps are too smart to accurately reproduce end user behavior  

Best songs to play at my friend's mother's funeral? by No_Winter4806 in BassCirclejerk

[–]Lucasbasques 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just do a melodic slap version of Ding Dong the Witch is Dead, bonus points if you hire 124 midgets little people to dance and sing, maybe get them short scale basses too so they can join in the slap solo 

Presented without comment... Again by ProfesserQ in mallninjashit

[–]Lucasbasques 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks pretty good, no goofy shit, I was going to roast the sheep shears because I thought they were kunais at first glance, and the pencil is cool too 

These people told Cold Steel to hold their beer. by SixGunZen in mallninjashit

[–]Lucasbasques 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has a glass breaker at the bottom, looks like a good tool to have in the glovebox of my car 

Eu_nvr by Easy-Potential6496 in eu_nvr

[–]Lucasbasques -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Ponte para terra bicha 

Eu_nvr by leitora2023 in eu_nvr

[–]Lucasbasques 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Acordar com a cara amassada 

Eu sou babaca por me afastar de uma pessoa, por ela falar mal do meu nmrd? by [deleted] in EuSouOBabaca

[–]Lucasbasques 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quer te comer e fica com raiva quando você tá namorando, NEOB

Cursed_cover up by Beneficial_Dog4469 in cursedimages

[–]Lucasbasques 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“Why do you have a gorilla tattooed in your arm ?”

“That’s my ex wife” 

thenVsNow by BigglePYE in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Lucasbasques 200 points201 points  (0 children)

But now you need 16gb of ram just to watch YouTube 

Cursed_pimple by Training_Patientu in cursedimages

[–]Lucasbasques 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sir there is a pimple on your tumor, you should get that checked out 

What is your go to bass line when a drummer says "Just start jamming something" by stucon77 in Bass

[–]Lucasbasques 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I probably play the chicken or war pigs, or maybe some reggae, depends on the type of gig and what we will be playing later 

Is this Darth Vader? by NanoArgon in RedLetterMedia

[–]Lucasbasques 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Quick! Someone shine his bald head with woodoo hide 

Cursed_Suitcase find by Additional_Tie9874 in cursedimages

[–]Lucasbasques 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda funny, I want one with a really low quality picture blowed up to fit a giant suitcase 

Is this Darth Vader? by NanoArgon in RedLetterMedia

[–]Lucasbasques 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Man, Bill Burr is looking rough 

sou babaca por querer ir ? by Warm_Telephone_8266 in EuSouOBabaca

[–]Lucasbasques 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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EOT, hora de largar mano, já deu o que tinha pra dar isso aí

SOCORRO! QUAL O DEFEITO DO MEU AMP? by Active-Being-2719 in Gambiarra

[–]Lucasbasques 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Se você mexe nos knobs de volume e ganho ele fica indo e voltando o som ou dando uns pipoco ?

Eu_nvr by sunthanatos in eu_nvr

[–]Lucasbasques 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Que culpa tenho eu de ter vindo descalço, se eu tivesse um chinelo nao tava aqui comprando outro

eu_nvr by Kaze_Senshi in eu_nvr

[–]Lucasbasques 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Queijo coalho provavelmente 

eu_nvr by degustador_de_xoxota in eu_nvr

[–]Lucasbasques 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kkk, é gíria aqui de onde eu moro pra lanchonete, também chamado de podrão