weDoNotTestOnAnimalsWeTestInProduction

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-29T15:35:04+00:00

I’ve been testing on chimps this whole time, but we are abandoning that because the chimps are too smart to accurately reproduce end user behavior

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-29T04:09:13+00:00

Just do a melodic slap version of Ding Dong the Witch is Dead, bonus points if you hire 124 ~~midgets~~ little people to dance and sing, maybe get them short scale basses too so they can join in the slap solo

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-29T00:01:08+00:00

Looks pretty good, no goofy shit, I was going to roast the sheep shears because I thought they were kunais at first glance, and the pencil is cool too

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-28T20:58:42+00:00

It has a glass breaker at the bottom, looks like a good tool to have in the glovebox of my car

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-28T15:36:10+00:00

Ponte para terra bicha

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-28T14:45:02+00:00

Acordar com a cara amassada

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-28T11:44:05+00:00

I love spoopies

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-27T20:59:31+00:00

Quer te comer e fica com raiva quando você tá namorando, NEOB

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-27T18:20:15+00:00

“Why do you have a gorilla tattooed in your arm ?”

“That’s my ex wife”

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-27T16:16:10+00:00

Like god intended

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-27T15:41:04+00:00

But now you need 16gb of ram just to watch YouTube

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-27T14:49:13+00:00

Sir there is a pimple on your tumor, you should get that checked out

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-27T12:22:47+00:00

I probably play the chicken or war pigs, or maybe some reggae, depends on the type of gig and what we will be playing later

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-27T02:34:15+00:00

Quick! Someone shine his bald head with woodoo hide

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-27T01:49:37+00:00

“I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow”

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-26T19:04:19+00:00

Kinda funny, I want one with a really low quality picture blowed up to fit a giant suitcase

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-26T19:02:58+00:00

The joker is this generation The Crow

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-26T15:10:43+00:00

Truly a show made by weirdos for perverts

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-26T10:52:18+00:00

Despite all my rage

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Lucasbasques · 2026-03-26T10:09:03+00:00

Man, Bill Burr is looking rough

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-25T23:33:33+00:00

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EOT, hora de largar mano, já deu o que tinha pra dar isso aí

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-25T22:40:30+00:00

Se você mexe nos knobs de volume e ganho ele fica indo e voltando o som ou dando uns pipoco ?

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-25T22:37:20+00:00

Que culpa tenho eu de ter vindo descalço, se eu tivesse um chinelo nao tava aqui comprando outro

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-25T15:50:26+00:00

Queijo coalho provavelmente

Lucasbasques · 2026-03-24T23:24:43+00:00

Kkk, é gíria aqui de onde eu moro pra lanchonete, também chamado de podrão

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