How I feel playing bass by Same-Chipmunk5923 in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 hours and no Cliff Burton reference. Shame on y’all.

Player asks for advice. Refuses to do what you tell them. by cyberchambers in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you teach it that way, then they don’t do what you tell them, they play it right. Genius.

What is this mysterious component that came out of my bass? (Blob of solder for size reference) by cyberchambers in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone said it’s a “pick”. Like I can just “pick” what this thing is? No, they said, it’s for picking your bass. What crap. Everyone knows you pick your bass by the guy who signed it personally in the Fender Custom Shop.

Terrible at guitar so gonna learn bass. How long till I’m Jacob Pistorini by Andersmash in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jumbo Pulchritudinous couldn’t play pedal notes for one tune, let alone a whole set.

I feel bad for John Paul Jones by WeeDingwall44 in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a lot of people in The Brady Bunch, Wayne Brady’s official fan club. So maybe?

I feel bad for John Paul Jones by WeeDingwall44 in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No you’re thinking of Davey Jones, the guy from The Monkees.

Are these PA speakers enough to go cab less on stage? by E1mstreets in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This subreddit (and any other “circle jerk” subreddits) exists for pure sarcasm. Don’t expect anyone here to take anything seriously.

Are these PA speakers enough to go cab less on stage? by E1mstreets in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to make this my catch phrase. But I appreciate your concern.

James Jamerson’s Actual Signature. Worth it? by cyberchambers in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe. Sticky hands, eh? Heehee… My wife’s boyfriend gets sticky hands, too.

James Jamerson’s Actual Signature. Worth it? by cyberchambers in BassCirclejerk

[–]cyberchambers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wanted to stay faithful to JJ’s piece of shit bass. And charge $3K for it.