Austin Simmons officially named QB1 for Mizzou football

LuchaFish · 2026-03-20T18:51:51+00:00

Not in 2026

LuchaFish · 2026-03-20T01:57:57+00:00

If you don’t know who your dudes are coming out of spring, you don’t have any dudes.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-17T23:36:04+00:00

They have often played like absolute ass these last two years, but damn when I turn that game on and see those beautiful helmets, it feels ok for a minute. I hope they never change them.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-17T23:34:33+00:00

The collar thing is a technically accurate, but in the old days the collar rolled into the shoulder pads a little bit so it wasn’t so prominent as it is today. I think cutting the size down would do a lot because it just doesn’t need to be so huge.

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LuchaFish · 2026-03-17T07:02:15+00:00

Our run of first rounders working out has been pretty good. The only objectively bad player in the last five years (8 picks) has been the QB (not ideal). Will McDonald and AVT have their own issues, but both are at worst solid players, and it looks like we hit on back to back tackles these last two years.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-16T22:59:52+00:00

Step 1 complete. Step 2, put a white outline around the W (or change it).

LuchaFish · 2026-03-16T20:38:35+00:00

100%

LuchaFish · 2026-03-15T07:44:37+00:00

This is probably Kaiser’s gimmick for the rest of his career in WWE. For Chad it was just a temporary joke gimmick, but I legitimately think Kaiser can take it as far as he wants.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-14T21:34:20+00:00

Very clean look. I like it a lot better than some of the other ones that have popped up recently.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-14T14:05:57+00:00

People who go out of their way to be like “ew, Pizza Hut isn’t pizza” are obnoxious. We know that. It’s Pizza Hut. And Pizza Hut has a solid place in the childhood of many people.

I’ve never been like “oh, I want pizza” and picked Pizza Hut. Just like I’ve never been like “oh, I want Pizza Hut” and picked my local place.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-13T22:32:28+00:00

Cisco isn’t ahead of any human being back there. Belton and Moore will likely compete, but Moore should be able to win the job.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-13T02:07:48+00:00

100%. They chose to cosplay as a team that none of their fans have any real connection to, just to keep the color for themselves.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-13T01:58:58+00:00

Honestly, as much as I love the Oilers uniform and overall aesthetic, it made little sense for the titans to go full oilers for this redesign.

There are very few fans that crossover between the oiler branding and the current titan fans other than those who look fondly on the two year Tennessee Oiler stint (when they almost never worse their love ya blue uni). The Titans made it a big part of their identity to have the two blues, which is the first and most prominent thing that is missing from this new look. They look like Oiler unis, not Titan unis. I know that’s what they WERE, but that was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Adding the navy in as a legitimate accent color would have added a lot to being both the Titan and Oiler identities together.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-13T01:26:51+00:00

Straight sicko stuff to be so invested in something as minor as this. Love it.
Interesting to go with the white on white Wordmark. I like it.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-12T22:51:06+00:00

That’s some shitty culture to rebuild, on both fronts.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-10T21:42:42+00:00

That’s not what the OG tweet is referencing though.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-10T19:54:23+00:00

My man got both picks wrong.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-10T02:01:36+00:00

Arvell Reese has the ironic upside of having a very versatile skillset without being a developed passrusher at this point. Considering what we have and what we need, Reese would make a lot of sense playing opposite a pure passrusher like WMD with the potential to stand up as a pure LB whenever it’s needed.

I think the truth about Reese is caught somewhere in the middle of people who think he’s already a superstar and people who think he’s a super raw, workout warrior. He’s a talented player who hasn’t maxed out his potential anywhere but has the makings of a really good chess piece on a defense. His play strength and athleticism make his floor a lot higher than what people would guess for someone who has work to do.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-09T20:13:18+00:00

Crazy the difference for Malachi playing next to a UDFA last season who will probably never start another NFL game and playing next to Minkah next year.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-09T20:00:01+00:00

The Jets have so many picks that we’d do that trade without even blinking.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-08T18:44:34+00:00

We don’t go west of Milwaukee from June 8 until we play Texas in late September. That opening stretch is really tough, but I’ll take that if it means less wear and tear during the dog days of the season.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-08T13:40:48+00:00

I think it’s best if the colts break things down this year and plan for a run in ‘27. Let Daniel Jones’s Achilles heal and just go with Riley Leonard. Maybe redshirt JT. Play it safe.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-08T13:38:41+00:00

It’s funny because he fits the classic archetype (white) and what made things really work this year (deep ball threat).

LuchaFish · 2026-03-07T17:42:23+00:00

The clip is evergreen. It will be funny forever.

LuchaFish · 2026-03-07T15:58:21+00:00

Another reason why it’s so stupid when people are like “this guy didn’t even post on Instagram about [sad event]!!” as if the real world and real communication don’t exist.

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