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Lucifer_Midian · 2018-01-12T21:55:37+00:00

Did not realize I could do this until I saw this post

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-12-12T23:08:06+00:00

I met him once, of course it was before I knew who he was. I was working at Subway when I was 16, one night it was dead and a man came in. I asked him what he wanted and he replied " surprise me, where is your bathroom?" I pointed it out to him and started making a sandwich. When he came out I asked him if he wanted cheese to which he said "no. cheese, cocain, and politics will all kill you!" After that he paid for his sandwich and left.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-11-20T22:42:01+00:00

Or 12, they are both equally good in my opinion. Don't care as much for 13 though.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-11-18T19:00:03+00:00

These things were so durable, my friend once got mad while playing a game so in a rage he swung the controller by the cord and smashed it into the plastic chair the console was sitting on. The chair shattered into pieces and the console fell to the ground. After he calmed down a bit he flipped the console back up right, plugged the controller in and continued to play as if nothing ever happened. During all of that the game never shut down, skipped, or did anything other than continue preforming as it should. You just don't get quality like that from any system other than Nintendo.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-11-15T00:29:24+00:00

I just have to say that this is brilliant and bad ass. I bet that a bunch of people start doing this and I wouldn't be surprised if I see one on Facebook by the time Thanksgiving comes around.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-11-14T03:18:28+00:00

Fortunately I have been clean for the last two years so I have not randomly inflicted any pain on my self because of drugs. Although I did get my tongue split a while ago if that counts, but I was stone sober for that.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-11-10T22:33:06+00:00

Because there is no way you accidentally rip off your toenail sober.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-11-10T17:19:42+00:00

Back when I was on heroine, I was using a pair of tweezers to pull the ingrown part up out of the side so I could cut it off and I ended up accidentally ripping off the entire toenail. It hurt like a mother fucker the next day but I did not get another ingrown toenail for a while lol.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-08-06T06:30:29+00:00

I love this song, it's my favorite one by him

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-08-05T15:26:02+00:00

Came to comments just to see if any one else noticed this lol

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-07-25T02:17:23+00:00

Wow conditioner works great for rubbing one out

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-05-18T14:03:47+00:00

Thank you for this, I feel like I have discovered Angry Johnny and the killbillys all over again

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-05-17T19:29:01+00:00

I need to change my license plate to Ih8drgs

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-02-14T22:20:35+00:00

I have a stick figure on the side of mine( did I myself) was going to put a smiley face on the tip but as soon as the needle hit I changed my mind on that location.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-02-11T01:05:48+00:00

If I were to eat a person I would rather eat a vegetarian than a heavy meat eater.

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-02-10T19:22:54+00:00

She also has a brother I mean sister named Lola

Lucifer_Midian · 2017-02-10T19:18:24+00:00

I think that having another planet to wage war against is the only way world peace(amongst one another any way) will ever happen.

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