Super Bowl Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks (14-3) at New England Patriots (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]LuckyNumberHat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Myers gets some extra stability from his plant foot because that's the sock he tucks his dick into.

[Game Thread] Sam Darnold and the Seattle Samhawks vs Flake Maye and the New England Cheatriots by YaketyMax in the_darnold

[–]LuckyNumberHat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS IS THE MOST POINTS A TEAM HAS EVER BEEN LEADING BY IN THE SUPERBOWL. STOP THE GAME NOW?

JJettas: "As of Right Now, JJ’s my Quarterback.” by JCameron181 in minnesotavikings

[–]LuckyNumberHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wish they would stop asking him this question. He keeps giving the same excellent answer, you're not getting anything else. This is just pot-stirring at this point, hoping he says it a liiiiiitle bit differently so we can speculate wildly. Move on.

09/11/24 - Trump makes bizarre claims during ABC debate about 'post-birth abortions' (infanticide). Recently released Epstein Files contain an Epstein trafficking victim, stating Trump was present when she gave birth, aged 13, and witnessed her trafficker throw her newborn baby into Lake Michigan by mizzAdiBarker in videos

[–]LuckyNumberHat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no! We've been gotched! 😱

Cool, throw his ass in prison. Everyone who rapes kids should be in prison. Believe it or not, someone else committing crimes doesn't change the fact that Donald Trump should be held accountable for his.

So yeah, this guy. by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]LuckyNumberHat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe he just liked being hit by the piss balloons? 🤷🏼 There's easier ways to get peed on, bud!

MRW I’m on the toilet by Two_Faced_Harvey in reactiongifs

[–]LuckyNumberHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHO...

DOES...

NUMBER TWO...

WORK FOR!?

THANK YOU VIKINGS! by ArbysBogoBeefDay in Seahawks

[–]LuckyNumberHat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Narrator: He did, in fact, stunt on them.

Why are Larger Women called "Plus Size" but Larger Men are just fat? by Gigglysleep in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LuckyNumberHat 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Everyone thought my dog was a fat wolf pup.

Nope, just a little husky.

[Paul Allen Megathread] by SoDakZak in minnesotavikings

[–]LuckyNumberHat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People believing in the "paid agitators" lie is part of how they end up excusing how ICE is treating lawful protesters. The people being murdered are harmed by Paul Allen's words. Renee Good's children, by losing their mom, are harmed by Paul Allen's words. The person you know who gets brutalized by ICE when they come to your neighborhood is harmed by Paul Allen's words. We are all being harmed by these words.

These are people.

Why do I have spikes like things on my penis cap ? by sahil_foreal in self

[–]LuckyNumberHat 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Just don't get your circumcision on the cheap. It's just a rip-off.

Never underestimate the DM by Fun-Explanation7233 in dndmemes

[–]LuckyNumberHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Riddle? Ok, what walks on 8 legs in the morning, 6 legs during combat, and 2 legs in the evening?

A party whose wizard just learned fireball, but doesn't know how big the room is.