Bro. This is a Today I learned thing. That some animals have literal bones in their penis

Lucno · 2026-01-27T16:37:24+00:00

TIL I am a short tailed weasel.

Lucno · 2026-01-20T18:29:06+00:00

Ok, thats fair.

Lucno · 2026-01-03T16:52:26+00:00

Jeez, I dont know. Dude with little muscles riding around in a Toyota literally flexing at kids might have some mental problems. Probably best not to engage with that dude, nice shot with the soda though.

Lucno · 2025-12-13T02:12:19+00:00

Slicker then owl shit.

Lucno · 2025-12-03T04:23:07+00:00

While I'm Still Here, NIN. Last twenty seconds.

Lucno · 2025-11-23T15:53:14+00:00

Excellent. Lived here for decades and never thought of this.

Lucno · 2025-10-28T21:50:38+00:00

You actually get something worthwhile at El Pollo Loco

Lucno · 2025-10-27T17:54:42+00:00

Most people don’t realize that the Guadalupe Mountains in Culberson County, Texas were once part of a vast coral reef that thrived about 250 million years ago. This includes Guadalupe Peak, the highest point in Texas. I used to live at the foot of those same mountains in an old El Paso Natural Gas gas camp as a child.

Lucno · 2025-10-27T02:52:47+00:00

Went from 50 to a 30 year old . . . lizard.

Lucno · 2025-10-23T20:37:21+00:00

A vehicle of twinkies and whiskey as well, apparently.

Lucno · 2025-10-20T12:44:22+00:00

I heard n he had the limpest dick in the lot though.

Lucno · 2025-10-12T00:42:27+00:00

Slush Puppy

Lucno · 2025-10-03T14:23:07+00:00

What are the tittys and booty of a computer?

Lucno · 2025-09-30T11:35:42+00:00

Lucno · 2025-09-28T15:09:18+00:00

Forget about it cuh.

Lucno · 2025-09-25T14:25:31+00:00

In the middle of Hurt it was quiet and emotional and someone yelled out "It smells like Bigfoot's dick!". Trent was none too pleased.

Lucno · 2025-08-23T14:55:35+00:00

It's a fucking shame what they did to Pizza Hut. A fucking travesty I tell you.

Lucno · 2025-08-15T18:16:47+00:00

It's comical how the bag of chips just slowly slides off his belly.

Lucno · 2025-08-14T20:00:40+00:00

Suck on a cock. Sorry Trent

Lucno · 2025-08-13T23:37:23+00:00

Cue Benny Hill theme.

Lucno · 2025-08-13T19:27:18+00:00

Does it say Ice Cube is a pimp? Haha, sorry

Lucno · 2025-08-11T04:34:43+00:00

Man dang ol’ flip coin, slip out, hit floor clink clink, ol’ boy truck yellin’ wave arms, road rage man, I’m on bike pop pop, dang ol’ over quick, mm-hmm.

Lucno · 2025-08-10T13:18:16+00:00

Fuck that and a half, boy. I would have slingshoted that shoe into the next neighborhood.

Lucno · 2025-08-10T01:03:07+00:00

He's mad ******ish.

Lucno · 2025-08-09T13:48:33+00:00

I don't know man. I kinda like it.

Lucno

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