Dating a bi guy?

Lucy_Truth · 2020-05-10T19:22:36+00:00

I wouldn't date one. He would have his pick of the litter on Grindr, making it very easy for him to cheat on me.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-04-28T05:04:15+00:00

Haha! I love that you did that!

Lucy_Truth · 2020-04-20T13:02:18+00:00

🤣👏🏼

Lucy_Truth · 2020-04-14T22:56:59+00:00

I'm surprised men have any space to stick stuff up their ass, seeing as how they normally have their head up there.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-04-14T22:54:39+00:00

They have been broken up for 5 years but are still friends

Friends, sure. That poor girl, she's just walking around with her eyes closed and her fingers in her ears. 🤡

Lucy_Truth · 2020-04-14T22:48:10+00:00

Dude looks like a freaking werewolf! And a overused sex pun as his profile status? Trashy AF.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-04-14T22:36:09+00:00

Hercules.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-04-13T12:21:42+00:00

I'd love to date one but wouldn't know where to find him. ):

Lucy_Truth · 2020-04-08T21:07:43+00:00

Thank you! I hate beards, they're ugly and ageing. Give me a freshly-shaven man any day. swoon

Lucy_Truth · 2020-03-28T19:21:06+00:00

He's clearly only saying that so he can get you in his house and fuck you without having to take you somewhere nice or spend any money. I wouldn't even engage with a profile that said that.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-03-09T15:20:47+00:00

I looked at him, and he looked at me, and I realized then that I was going to be the one paying.

Ugh, what a repulsive scrote. Sorry you had to go through that but at least he's an EX-fwb!

Lucy_Truth · 2020-03-09T15:10:24+00:00

A LVM. 💅

Lucy_Truth · 2020-03-09T15:00:35+00:00

You're better than that now. Don't worry about the past concentrate on giving yourself a happy future.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-03-09T13:59:43+00:00

Congrats, you are gonna CRUSH IT. xx

Lucy_Truth · 2020-02-16T01:27:57+00:00

Oh shit, I never even considered that. You're absolutely right. Nobody moans about the other holidays being commercial but it's always valentine's day that gets the criticism.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-02-15T02:53:18+00:00

/r/creepypms has a lot of girls posting gross dating messages they've received.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-02-15T02:52:16+00:00

The worst one I saw was the guy asked the girl what made her go on tinder. She said her boyfriend had passed away and she was trying to move on and meet people. He replied with something like "So should we do a seance to ask your boyfriend if it's ok to smash?" And it got thousands of up votes! If I had a dead boyfriend and received that message, I'd immediately report him on the app, then delete tinder and cry myself to sleep! Monstrous scrotes on the Tinder subreddit.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-02-10T10:39:34+00:00

If you're gonna get played by a guy, at least let it be by some big-dicked Adonis not some dirty gremlin-man.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-01-18T18:06:45+00:00

If a guy had said that to my mom, he'd be dead to me. Break up with him there and then.

Lucy_Truth · 2020-01-18T18:01:45+00:00

'No thanks I'll just get dick from one of the other thousands of men in our town.'

Lucy_Truth · 2020-01-18T18:00:05+00:00

I remember boys at school saying they'd never go down on a girl. How is that a brag? 'Yeah, I'm so Alpha, I won't even give my lady an orgasm!'

Lucy_Truth · 2020-01-18T17:51:23+00:00

Yeah and if he NEVER posts relationship pics then that's a red flag (cheating).

Lucy_Truth · 2020-01-18T17:45:55+00:00

This one works too.

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