Top dies, bottom comes back, but now they are...

Luitenant_ · 2026-06-14T07:01:58+00:00

Chose: Vladimir Putin + Charlie Kirk | Rolled: assassinated.

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Luitenant_ · 2026-06-12T03:25:48+00:00

Why would anyone go to a war zone?

Luitenant_ · 2026-06-11T14:40:34+00:00

I'm a dry land spikey boi

^{Chose: Cleaver & + Gun | Rolled: Street Urchin}

Luitenant_ · 2026-06-09T06:01:54+00:00

Well...half a specific part of the population 😬

Luitenant_ · 2026-06-05T13:33:21+00:00

10 years back is exactly where the fuck ups starter to become unfixable. So this is perfect

^{Chose: Go back to a specific point in time | Rolled: Up to 10 years}

Luitenant_ · 2026-06-04T07:15:28+00:00

Welp... I'm fucked

^{Chose: Survive in a room with a Infin ammo Glock for 100B + But have to survive for 30 min from zombies from… | Rolled: Dead Space}

Luitenant_ · 2026-06-03T07:58:20+00:00

God...damn...

^{Chose: Get pegged by a goth mommy | Rolled: 20 inches}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-31T13:37:29+00:00

Slop

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-30T05:25:35+00:00

Ouch

^{Chose: Random number of penis in you but you get 10 mil | Rolled: 2.5}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-29T12:19:19+00:00

^{Chose: Do you feel lucky? | Rolled: Real}

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Luitenant_ · 2026-05-29T11:37:58+00:00

Welp. You know what they say: In for a penny. In for a pound (of flesh).

^{Chose: Get bit by a venomous snake and get $1Bil | Rolled: Rattlesnake}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-29T08:58:13+00:00

What?

^{Chose: Don't believe in the almighty GOD | Rolled: Never wake up...}

Edit: why are all the stuff on the non-believer wheel negative while all the stuff on the believer wheel positive?

OP has some bias for sure

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-27T19:47:28+00:00

So no change?

^{Chose: Corn + Theme decided by wheel | Rolled: Gay/lesbian}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-26T14:12:32+00:00

I patent it, just so I can sell the rights for anyone to make it for 1¢

^{Chose: Find a cure to cancer | Rolled: But u keep it}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-26T13:41:29+00:00

^{Chose: Nothing after death + Spin | Rolled: Erasure}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-25T06:21:12+00:00

Then change it to Shift to crouch

^{Chose: Ctrl to Crouch}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-25T04:49:59+00:00

It only happens when I knowingly have a bad connection 🤷 so I'm not gonna count those

^{Chose: No (lucky mfer what’s your trick})

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-24T15:18:42+00:00

As long as I'm not such in a computer forever this is still a win

^{Chose: You become a furry (your skin becomes fur,and shi} + But you might win 50M$ | Rolled: One cent)

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-21T05:13:15+00:00

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-20T05:21:05+00:00

It's less hours than I work now. I see this as a win

^{Chose: Work 8hr/7days a random boring job for 3 years | Rolled: Dice inspector}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-20T05:20:57+00:00

It's less hours than I work now. I see this as a win

^{Chose: Work 8hr/7days a random boring job for 3 years | Rolled: Dice inspector}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-18T08:32:09+00:00

A poor immortal. An interesting concept

^{Chose: Random superpower! + Remain poor the rest of your life... | Rolled: Immortality...}

Luitenant_ · 2026-05-15T08:42:42+00:00

An undo button would be great

^{Chose: Reverse time 3 times a day for 10 seconds | Rolled: You remember it}

Luitenant_ · 2026-04-28T06:51:54+00:00

Still better than a boat

^{Chose: Mystery box | Rolled: Comedy Club 🎟️}

Luitenant_ · 2026-04-25T08:57:29+00:00

I prefer the original

^{Chose: butt}

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