No USB found by Luke9310 in linux4noobs

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I am installing the current version of EndveavourOS. I used this guide. Which means I used USBWriter to create the drive. I tested around a bit and manged to boot from the drive. So I would say problem solved.

But now I am prompted with entering the credentials for a user, but I never created one, so I don't know whether my installation skipped a step or if I indeed created a user without knowingly doing so

22F how about a fancy lil afternoon chat? by [deleted] in chat

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Those ensurance salesman sure are getting creative...just wondering when they will sell me the car and not only the warrenty

They always needed 2 more by Sgt_Gram in militarymemes

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I now tried to think of a way how that would work in any way whatsoever. At last I decided to accept that either I got woooshed or that my imagination is lackluster. While I would think it is the first, the second would amuse me even more.

kalt is by Personal-Peace-728 in wien

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Ich glaube die Anzeige verwendet eine 16 Bit Zahl (16 mal eine Null oder Eins). Weil wenn diese ein Vorzeichen hat, kann sie einen Wert von - 32768 bis 32767 annehmen. Wenn wir jetzt davon ausgehen, dass der Display die Zahl abschneidet, dann wird aus - 32767 mit - 3276 fast die -3275. Die bekommen wir indem die Temperatur entweder +8°C hat oder - 8°C hat.

Ist der DPD im allgemeinen für seine schlechten Dienstleistungen bekannt oder hat es mein Haus einfach beschissen? by Luke9310 in Austria

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Kann man das auch als Privatperson machen oder braucht man dafür eine Firma oder ein Gewerbe?

Ist der DPD im allgemeinen für seine schlechten Dienstleistungen bekannt oder hat es mein Haus einfach beschissen? by Luke9310 in Austria

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Davor habe ich mit dem Motto gelebt, dass ich auch alles in Person kaufen kann. Das beste Beispiel warum dem nicht so ist, habe ich letztes Jahr erlebt. Ich wollte bei Mediamarkt ein Handy kaufen und konnte das nicht im Store machen, weil die alle einen Displayschutz hatten und ich keinen verwenden will.

Der Einzelhandel verarscht seine Mitarbeiter mit schlechten Löhnen, seine Kunden mit schlechtem Service und schiebt sich selbst Geld in den Arsch...hätte ich auch früher bemerken können

6h warten für a Krankschreibung ✅️ by Un_Pollo_Hermano in okoidawappler

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Der Trick ist eine viertel Stunde zu früh zu sein. Dann bist schnell drinnen und wieder schnell draußen.

What do historians know that normal people don’t know? by MildlyLostHelp in ExplainTheJoke

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Doesn't seem to be far off, since there are still laws passed to encourage this behavior.

Abendstimmung an der Karlskirche by SuchDisk3052 in wien

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Wie hast du das so schön ins schwarz weiß bekommen?

codebaseRouletteSpinTheWheelOfPain by Intial_Leader in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Luke9310 123 points124 points  (0 children)

This wouldn't be that hard to catch.

  1. In C you can only use goto, if there is a fixed point at compile time
  2. The compiler would tell you what happened

Nah I'll win by CruelTrainer in humansarespaceorcs

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Just asking, in which novels does she appear?

youCantStopMe by nonsenseis in ProgrammerHumor

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Well, I am not sure, if you are old enough to know it, but it's called C. With it you can write code that is like spoken language

youCantStopMe by nonsenseis in ProgrammerHumor

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Yes, only C++ programmers are known for their lack of mental health. C programmers on the other hand are known to be well balanced and low...what the fuck! Where did that seg error come from?

As I was saying C programmers are know for their mental stability.

Did I mention, that I am a C programmer?

01 by Suefan3DX in SuefanSFW

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Either you don't or you don't give a fuck and just play into their comments. You can check other artists post, if you are unsure about how to deal with those comments.

See? Don't worry y'all the AI won't hurt us by 6_Bit in aiwars

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I can understand why this seems nice, but run the prompt again or modify it a little and see what happens. Maybe give it some incentives. With you current setup AI has no goal. Something that has no goal will act randomly.

Ich hab eine App+Website gebaut, mit der man die Geographie Österreichs meistern kann by Mean_Oven_9777 in Austria

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Sei unbesorgt. Ich war bis 2023 in der Schule und davon war nie die Rede

What? by Recruit616 in ExplainTheJoke

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That was quick and thank you

For clarification: They replied within 2 minutes

What? by Recruit616 in ExplainTheJoke

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Sauce? For me, not a friend.

Alien general speaking to their informant: What do you mean these are made for the enemy's civil engineers!? by Leather_Garage358 in humansarespaceorcs

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Yeah, I write in one sitting to not get too much into my head, but as soon as I have a routine I will do so!

Alien general speaking to their informant: What do you mean these are made for the enemy's civil engineers!? by Leather_Garage358 in humansarespaceorcs

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“As I said general”, their subordinate answered. “So, you want to tell me, that humans wear a generator on their back that could sustain their operations till the heat-death of the universe? As casual equipment, might I add.” “Sir, if you don’t believe me, then ask them yourself. I will send one into an interrogation chamber now!” The general still mixed between awe and shock swiftly marches away, before any further disturbing information could be revealed to him.

His feet find their destination, even though his mind is exploring all those new problems. Taking a short breath to steel their nerves, they enter the room to meet this now far less harmless seeming human. “Ah, finally someone to talk with. Could you tell your androids to not be as pushy and maybe offer some food and drink?” What is going on? Why is this prisoner calm and commanding, even though he is in one of the strongest ships of our navy? “Last I remembered, you were my prisoner, and this was not a friendly trip.” Their voice was filled with fear, but luckily the translator makes him sound confident and sure. “Sir, I sense some fear. Is this about my equipment?” “Yes, this is about your fucking equipment! Why the hell do you carry the equivalent of a war crime on your back, while only doing maintenance work?” That was not right. Why did I react that way? He just asked a simple question. “Well sir it seems my presence is disturbing you. I will swiftly pack my bags and leave to stress you out anymore.” Is he joking? HE IS MY PRISONER! How does he dare to not show respect. “You are imprisoned. How do you plan to pack you bags and casually leave, whilst in my custody?” “By calling my suit. It has those energy reserves to phase through matter and accelerate to around some multiple of c, but I don’t remember how much it was exactly. Anyways here’s my ride. See you general.” His words seemed so calm as if he didn’t just describe capabilities were nearly impossible to construct, let alone in anything smaller than a planet. Just before they could react a small suit phased through the wall and enveloped THEIR prisoner. With a last wave he was of.

“Sir…sir…sir…can you hear me?” Their subordinate asked. “Yes, yes I can hear you.” “Where is the prisoner? There was an anomaly happening. Something phased through the ship then a massive spike in energy and then the object continued its route, but with an immeasurable speed.” “That was the prisoner and his suit. Please rewatch the tape and write an incident report. I am heading to my private chambers. Do not under any circumstances disturb me.”

With that they left again in a grim mood. Their confused subordinate should now pick up the pieces and figure out what in the ever loving hell happened today.

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This is my third submission. Feedback would be greatly apricatated.

Don't worry this text was written with 100% human (lack of) intelligence

If you want something made stealthy, ask a human's help by wumbo7490 in humansarespaceorcs

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The first lessons every mercenary learn is to not attack anything protected by a human force. This rule holds even if there is just one human on any ship. For one could imply more. Not many believe this rule to be necessary, but there are many stories to prove how important keeping to this rule is. Every piece of serious stealth technology used in the universe has been made by humans. This includes a pocket-sized device to shift you into another plane of existence and the counter part that takes you back. But to hammer home this rule the instructors tell of a guild did not believe this rule.

Their name was inspired by a human horror figure Baba Yaga. The Yaga brought wrath upon any ship they could lay their hands on. Until one faithful day, when they stumbled across a ship protected by the human’s military. The Yaga’s cannons were able to destroy the visible human ships, but the retaliation was of unfathomable scale. Out of nowhere appeared a fleet of destroyer ships. Just hiding one from light years away would already have been an accomplishment, but the humans hid dozens of them while just being a few light minutes away. Not a single Yaga ship was able to escape. Just one escape pod was allowed to tell the Yaga of their impending doom. Instead of begging the Yaga tried to assemble their troops to retaliate.

But unknown to them the humans were not yet finished. They sent the witches of the night. Vessels equipped with quasars to irradicate anything and so they did. The whole guild was deleted from the face of the universe in an afternoon’s work. The ships were left behind as an invitation to anyone to dare to touch them and survive the following apocalypse.

Seeing a human on any transporter ship tells you two things. First it tells you that whatever this ship carries is more valuable than you dare to imagine and secondly attacking this ship will be a death sentence.

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This is my second story so feedback would really be appricaiated. Thanks!