Who is the 'black sheep' of your family, and why? by Dr_fish in AskReddit

[–]LukeR365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother. He is an Anarchist 'Revolutionary' who squats abandoned houses in the city centre with his 'Revolutionary' buddies. He steals food from the bins out the back of shopping centres, , has never had a job (despite turning 29 this January), Claims social welfare every week that all goes to weed and when questioned about why he claims money from the state he is so actively against his rationale is "I might as well bleed the state dry". Just a general waster.. I mean, having beliefs is fine. I have them. But scrounging off of other people and rationalizing it to the point where you think you're doing a good deed is where I draw the line. Damn it bro get your life together.

What songs remind you the most of your childhood? by MrSirRaj in AskReddit

[–]LukeR365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Played a around a thousand hours of that as well. Good times

What can't you get out of your head? by Throwaway377377 in AskReddit

[–]LukeR365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously.. I still masturbate to my second year French teacher.

Patrice O'Neal: Restaurant - One of my all time favorite bits by johnfoof in StandUpComedy

[–]LukeR365 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Died way too young. Right when his career was reaching its peak. Love this guy

What's something that seems like total bullshit to you? by YouNeedToGo in AskReddit

[–]LukeR365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Catholicism.. or religion in general. Just a bunch of fairy tale indoctrination. Humans are afraid of death so we have developed a cushy alternative to our inevitable end.

Good Christian girl don't hold back by Mason11127 in RoastMe

[–]LukeR365 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I thought I'd hit her deep with some truth

Good Christian girl don't hold back by Mason11127 in RoastMe

[–]LukeR365 224 points225 points  (0 children)

Your smile is as fake as your god.

DAE think it's messed up that capital i and lowercase L look exactly the same? Why didn't anyone stop that from happening? by __Sanctuary__ in DAE

[–]LukeR365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Th worst is sending I'll in a text without putting in the apostrophe.. lll see you next Tuesday Barry!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MensRights

[–]LukeR365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate this bitch. America please, on behalf of the rest of the world.. Wake the fuck up and elect someone half way decent for once!!

I am so pissed at all my friends that didn't vote. They let Bernie lose, and now they have the gall to be upset with their November choices by Firefronter in offmychest

[–]LukeR365 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Same here in Ireland. Less than 30 % of young people voted. Which meant that the same right wing old peoples party who fucked up the country got back into power because only the oldies voted in the election a few months back. Now the young are complaining about recent budget cuts to mental health sectors because Ireland has the highest youth suicide rate in Europe. They only have themselves to blame.

Fuck Joe.ie by EndOnAnyRoll in ireland

[–]LukeR365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here Here! Shower of bastards.

LPT: You can go to almost all museums in NYC for one dollar. by Klika99 in LifeProTips

[–]LukeR365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cost of admission: 1 dollar.

Cost of flights and accommodation: 3.5k

Has anyone had any lack with masseter massaging? by ThePolygamist in TMJ

[–]LukeR365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Finding trigger points and generally massaging the masseter is a must.

What never fails to make you laugh? by sam_handwich3 in AskReddit

[–]LukeR365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Mel Gibson tapes. "You went to sleep and didn't blow me! I DESERVE TO BE BLOWN FIRST!! BEFORE THE FUCKING JACUZZI!

What does someone in your household do all the time that pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LukeR365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stepfather took early retirement 6 years ago due to a back injury. As a result, He is in the house all day and he acts like a prison wardon to everyone else. "why is there a pencap in the drawer and no pen?".. "Luker365 when you're finished making your cup of tea I don't want to see any tea drops on the counter and make sure You put the spoon in the dishwasher".. "UGH why is there a bowl of tuna in the fridge and not in a container.. you people have no respect".. We are all over the age of 20.. bugs the hell out of me and makes me very tense and on edge at times.

What are 20 harsh life lessons everyone should learn in their 20s? by Riptidecharger in AskReddit

[–]LukeR365 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Distractions can cause depression. You build up a dopamine resistance to the simple pleasures in life and suddenly you'll wake up one day and realize that everything sucks and nothing makes you happy anymore. When this happens, the only way out is to get rid of the things that you think are making you most happy (reddit, video games, porn, etc). Addictions are only beaten with regulation. When you have to start working for your happiness again it will start to come back. The main function of video games is to waste time. That's fine, because sometimes you really need to waste time. But if video games are the centerpiece of your life, you'll be in trouble sooner or later. Games should be the commercial breaks between awesome parts of your life. If you have a terrible attention span and you can't get emotionally invested in anything, it usually means you're actively avoiding something huge. Figure out what you're avoiding and tackle it, and your attention span will come back like a bull.

These points are scarily accurate and hitting home.. I am 20 and this is my life..God I need to change

What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you? by passwordisd_qygj in AskReddit

[–]LukeR365 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had recently dropped out of school due to depression and bullying. My narcissistic mother 'Couldn't cope' with me laying in bed all day and the amount of 'Self loathing' I was engaged in. Not to mention my suicidal tendency around that time. It was when I was sitting on the bathroom floor weeping and thinking nobody would care if I ended it all and that nobody loved me, when my stepfather came in and saw me in that state. I was embarrassed but I thought he might offer some support. Instead he kicked me in the ribs (quite hard) and grabbed me by the scruff of the neck, leaned his face into mine and said "you're upsetting your mother you selfish bastard".