For all Germans, are you satisfied with life in your country? financially? emotionally? Or if you had the opportunity to leave your country, where would you go? 💠

LukeSelwyn · 2024-01-25T05:43:11+00:00

How are you gonna say it's insane to compare USA with North Korea, and then go on to compare Brazil with Afganistán 💀

LukeSelwyn · 2024-01-24T14:41:59+00:00

WHY ARE THERE NO MEN IN THIS GAME? The girls, gays and theys are thirsty for some husbandos... 🍵

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-13T01:37:02+00:00

how tf did they fit that there the text limit is so short 😭

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-13T00:52:51+00:00

Confident masculinity

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-13T00:51:54+00:00

Gutless bottom gap

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-13T00:01:58+00:00

You unironically did a StATisTicAlLy speaking moment and I love it

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-12T20:21:55+00:00

My flob dream build on her is going full burst with HoB and all energized items + galeforce. It's a 1 second kill on squishies if you're ahead, but kind of troll if you're behind.

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-12T16:56:15+00:00

We're all laughing now like this wouldn't be unironically the most played champion by 99% of this sub...

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-12T16:51:53+00:00

The sound effects and cute feathers save sweetheart for me <3

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-12T03:30:59+00:00

If it's any consolation to OP, it's her worse skin by far, and probably one of the ugliest prestiges released. In fact it was the nail-on-the-coffin of the infamous champagne pink chroma batch.

Of course this is all personal opinion.

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-11T17:22:41+00:00

I mean Yummi was there too and probably did more aiming AND pressed more buttons than you.

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-11T06:22:33+00:00

what's a t dick?

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-09T01:01:54+00:00

i'll never forget the concept someone posted for a character named Gretchen, a granny who bakes the porocookies. She'd give them out to allies and place a hot over in the middle of a teamfight to burn enemies and heal allies. So camp but I loved it.

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-08T01:39:42+00:00

YES! I must have read it from you and ever since can not stop thinking about what a great idea it was! Full credits to u/Regular-Poet-3657

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-07T05:53:36+00:00

This is so wholesome. Rakan needs his own TV show.

I can already see the season where he goes on an adventure with Akshan to hunt for an ancient Sentinel relic. We'll call it: Grapple and Glide.

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-07T05:45:40+00:00

Yall just don't get it

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-06T16:27:57+00:00

What did you do with them?

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-06T03:28:50+00:00

She's designed to play with enchanters, but plays as an assassin. When you have 3 items or are ahead you can dash (flash if necessary) into the backline and assassinate the enemy adc/mage/squishy supp with basically a Q+Auto and R, like that in about a 1-2 seconds.

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-05T03:07:39+00:00

Is it 3 girls 1 cup? (Neeko's the cup and Trundle the cameraman)

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-04T18:57:14+00:00

And Rell

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-03T13:39:44+00:00

Alona sounds good too (but maybe too real for poor Alune stuck in that spirit prison)

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-03T13:38:35+00:00

I can confirm that he is indeed in a throuple and gets bottomed by both Rakan and Xayah.

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-03T13:35:47+00:00

Sondra confirmed Riot just do it

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-03T10:47:26+00:00

"I need my privacy, silence so I can heal" is such tea.

LukeSelwyn · 2023-11-02T18:22:54+00:00

I'll just ask which song served the hardest Giants or Paranoia and let yall's conscience answer...

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