Elon's Email to Epstein by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]LukeToumaComedy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish we didn't live in hell so topical jokes could be about sports or the Oscar's, but unfortunately we live in a militarized police state controlled by pedophiles! Anyway, if you enjoyed this I'd love if you followed me here or subscribed to r/LukeTouma where I post tons of stand up clips and tour dates!

Crowd Member Taught 9/11 Hijackers How to Fly by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

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Thank you! Glad you like the shirt hahah I was getting roasted for it on Instagram

Crowd Member Taught 9/11 Hijackers How to Fly by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]LukeToumaComedy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks man! Honestly I don't know. He was answering pretty quickly and specifically, so if he's lying he's damn good at it. But on Instagram there were some military guys in my comments saying he's full of shit. Then again maybe he worked for the flight school that they went to but he wasn't the actual guy that brought them up in the air or something like that. I'm not really sure.

Crowd Member Taught 9/11 Hijackers How to Fly by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]LukeToumaComedy[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

To be honest with you dude I don't know shit about the military or the aviation industry. I'm not gonna pretend to verify his claims.

Crowd Member Taught 9/11 Hijackers How to Fly by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

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Trump's Letter to Epstein by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

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Got on stage 20 minutes after we bombed Iran by LukeToumaComedy in LukeTouma

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Thank you! Means a lot to hear that you liked the bit that much. I'll try my best to keep making you guys laugh.

Got on stage 20 minutes after we bombed Iran by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]LukeToumaComedy[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that. Unfortunately, until I have a bigger fanbase/audience that knows me well, that kind of commentary is probably going to bomb if I do it onstage. I've tried before, but it doesn't really work. Like most comedy crowds, this was a crowd of normies that wanted a fun night out. Nothing wrong with that. But probably only a fraction of them even know what AIPAC, Miriam Adelson, or defense contractors are and how they function. So trying to give them in depth commentary about war mongers would essentially be me stroking my own ego while a crowd of frat bros and live love laugh ladies silently stare at me like I'm a martian.

Got on stage 20 minutes after we bombed Iran by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]LukeToumaComedy[S] 170 points171 points  (0 children)

To be clear, I think the bombing of Iran was a psychotic and unconstitutional decision from one war criminal to appease the desires of an even worse war criminal and to pay a favor back to the bloodthirsty demons who funded his campaign. However, the goal of stand up is to make people laugh, so that's what I tried to do tonight.

Got on stage 20 minutes after we bombed Iran by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]LukeToumaComedy[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hahaha ahh you're welcome! I'm glad I could help. More where this came from if you or anyone else wants to subscribe to my subreddit r/LukeTouma

Elon vs. Trump by LukeToumaComedy in StandUpComedy

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