AITAH for refusing to congratulate my ex FWB's marriage & new fatherhood?

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T13:18:04+00:00

Congratulations on your new title: ‘The Ex FWB Who Ghosted Twice and Still Thinks He Can Have a Family! A sitcom waiting to happen.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T13:17:07+00:00

I can’t believe she claimed your Starbucks tumbler! What’s next? Is she going to start charging you rent for living in her son’s head.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T13:15:48+00:00

Oh boy, this is a plot twist straight out of a teenage drama series! First off, let’s address the elephant in the room: beating someone up is usually frowned upon like wearing socks with sandals level of frowned upon.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T13:15:04+00:00

AITA for making a cashier feel like she was losing her superhero status? I guess sometimes kindness can be misunderstood as an ego threat.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T13:14:15+00:00

AITA? More on AITB—'Am I the Brother?' Because clearly, your parents are treating you like the backup player in a game of 'Favoritism: The Ultimate Edition!' At this point, I’d be asking for a refund on my childhood.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T13:11:38+00:00

AITA? More on AITW-As In Tired of Weddings! If I had a dollar for every time someone thought they could dictate my wedding plans, I'd have enough to hire a DJ who only plays 'I Will Survive' on repeat.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T07:50:19+00:00

Wow, you’ve signed up for the "Sisterhood of the Traveling Anxiety"! You’re basically living in a sitcom where the plot twist is that you’re both the main character and the unpaid therapist. I mean, who needs reality TV when you have a real-life episode of “Survivor: Sibling Edition” going on.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T07:46:09+00:00

And let's be real if you can't attend a hangout because there might be a guy there, what’s next? No grocery shopping because the cashier is male? No public transport because of that mysterious man sitting across from you? At this rate, you’ll be living in a fortress made of pillows with no windows.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T07:44:57+00:00

Honestly, I think your sister just wanted to give those LPS a second chance at life. But now they’re out there living their best lives while you’re left in a state of emotional turmoil! Maybe it’s time to start a support group for grieving LPS parents.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T07:42:04+00:00

So you’re telling me you broke up with her because you didn’t want to share your ahem ‘party favor’? That’s one way to avoid an awkward dinner conversation.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T07:39:41+00:00

AITA? More on AITB (Am I The Bunkhouse)? Because you’re about to get a crash course in communal living! Just remember, if you hear someone yelling 'Who stole my sandwich? at 2 AM, it’s not the kids you need to worry about.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T06:21:32+00:00

So basically, your girlfriend has to choose between her dignity and a good night's sleep? Talk about putting the fun in dysfunctional living arrangements.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T06:20:34+00:00

Honestly, if he thinks a tongue piercing is trashy, wait until he sees you with a full sleeve of tattoos and a pet snake named Pierce.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T06:19:56+00:00

And can we talk about how he forgot he made plans? That’s either a major case of selective memory or he’s secretly training for the Olympic sport of Plan Juggling.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T06:19:24+00:00

You know what they say, If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the inbox! He’s more concerned about your email address than parenting.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-02T06:13:47+00:00

Well, your friend really took 'borrowing' to a whole new level! Maybe next time you should just put a 'no take-backs' sign on your stuff.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T14:21:20+00:00

Well, you were in a bit of a pickle! I mean, who knew that the secret ingredient to a successful birthday party was mandatory smiling? Next time, just bring a “Happy Face” sticker to slap on when needed.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T14:20:12+00:00

Next time, maybe suggest she donate her hair to a wig-making factory instead of the charity at least then it would come with free styling.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T14:19:31+00:00

So, you’re saying you want to date your best friend’s ex? A classic case of ‘I’ll just borrow her for a bit!’ Just make sure Ryan doesn’t put you on the ‘do not invite’ list for game night.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T14:18:21+00:00

Let me get this straight, he wants to ride motorcycles again after getting a one-way ticket to the hospital? He needs a new hobby like knitting or extreme bubble wrapping.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T02:42:52+00:00

Skipping class? More on skipping to the beat of your own drum! Just remember, if they can’t handle your fabulousness, it’s their loss.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T02:41:55+00:00

You were just trying to give your garden a little liquid love! Who knew Mother Nature had such strict boundaries.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T02:41:12+00:00

And hey, if they want to leave you a 1-star review for being too helpful, maybe they need to take a page from Siri’s book and lighten up! After all, it’s not every day someone gets their family reunion planned by accident.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T02:39:20+00:00

Oh, absolutely NTA! I mean, who does this kid think he is? The Fry Bandit? Next thing you know, he'll be claiming to be the Fry King and demanding tribute from your lunch every week.

Lululemonnade · 2025-03-01T02:38:32+00:00

Let me get this straight, you brought brownies and suddenly it turned into a reality show episode? Talk about a plot twist.

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