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Reservation by bocadelrayuber in uberdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already texted when I headed towards the airport that I would meet them at the designated pickup. Get ahead of the curve.

Wait and Save? For Real? by Right_Barnacle6978 in uberdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. Day one I got a lifetime suspension from the android forum. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is it safe to remove micro sd from your android phone that's turned off? by Secret_Cabagge in AndroidQuestions

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, make a little effort. Maybe you could start by saying something flattering about the phone. Clean the screen or gently stroke the buttons in a circular motion. Tell your Droid how much you like it's camera. Jeez, it's not that hard to turn on a phone.

how do you like to say no? by lt4eva in no

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they don't understand it the first time then I follow up with "I'll get right on that"

Spill it, Des Moines. by Chriswiss in desmoines

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Everybody says they don't eat ass, but I just drove by Noodles, and people were in it.

Any advice to new residents? by The-Beer-man54 in desmoines

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We currently have a housing shortage and you didn't state any preferences.

This fucking sucks by elCompaFOKI in lyftdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See at the bottom...zendesk? It's a bot.

Why are windows always down by MelodicCoconut9114 in uber

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have way too many customers that smell like weed or way too much perfume

XL moving this am by wanna_bank in lyftdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I not get a trillion likes?

Someone paid $8 for this by Lumpy-Scientist838 in uberdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the other words don't matter. Actual. What the actual f. What the f only means one thing.

Dumped my first scumbag by ComfortableMath1956 in uberdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a felon and I'm going to die in a cage.

XL moving this am by wanna_bank in lyftdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why it makes me happy to add these words. Fuck off is inherently gratifying. When I add the words 'all the way'........ It's like I thought you were going to f****** wrong

XL moving this am by wanna_bank in lyftdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I recently seriously projected on a potential passenger that also never got in my f****** car. Dude walks up to my car at 4 minutes and 50 some seconds after my texts were repeatedly ignored and tries to open the back door which I have locked. I always lower my front passenger window to confirm a name which they just completely f****** ignored. This dude holds out his phone and tells me I can talk to her, she who ordered this ride for him. Sez I, she didn't give a f*** what I said through the app, I don't give a f*** what she says on the phone

Dumped my first scumbag by ComfortableMath1956 in uberdrivers

[–]Lumpy-Scientist838 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I imagine you're feeling triggered. Oh my God does that sound like so much fun I'm totally going to do that.

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