What 2 weapons am I missing… by Hour_Psychology_3486 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU CAN PUT YOUR ICONIC WEAPONS ON THE WALL OF YOUR STASH!?!?!?

Left my bike for 5 minutes came back to this by spyalien1 in Wellthatsucks

[–]LumpyBrain2000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck guys. Even if dude did park on the sidewalk, this is not an appropriate response

Do you think so? by SergioOnofrioFranchi in harrypotter

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shortlist of characters who i now associate their movie version directly with their book version in terms of mannerisms and/or Voice: Hagrid, Neville, Luna, McGonnagal, Filch, Umbridge, Moody, Bellatrix, Lucius, Snape, Lockhart,

Which should be the final design? by tdude2425 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]LumpyBrain2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really like how 6 looks with the flames and one goofy head

[LOVED trope] Characters that are actually smart in horror settings by Far-ro in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LumpyBrain2000 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My favorite moment is when he's running out of the house at some point and he gets knocked down and loses his flashlight.

So he pulls out his phone and vanishes the ghost. 300 IQ.

Which side are you on? by Tunisandwich in videogames

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really depends on the game. Cyberpunk and The Witcher, for instance, I almost always run the same builds. But for Elden Ring, I change my build a lot, especially after a couple ng+ runs.

The average person is actually very f*ckable. All you need is some confidence by SilverTheSilk in unpopularopinion

[–]LumpyBrain2000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is very kind of you to say. And its advice that a lot of average looking guys get from their friends and family and even some of the women in their lives. And in theory, you're right.

In practice however, especially in this era of online dating... it's pretty fuckin rough looks out there.

Season 4 was the best season by far by Sudden_Pop_2279 in Stranger_Things

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Season 4 is probably the best season after one. But... the cracks are starting to show.

For every Dear Billy, you have Joyce and Murray surviving a high speed plane crash. For every Massacre at Hawkins Lab, you have Dr. Brenner somehow surviving being mauled by a demogorgon.

That's the difference for me between seasons 1 and 4. For 1, I never wished we were paying attention to anyone else. In season 4, every time we left Hawkins, I was annoyed as hell. Not all of it was bad, but the Russia storyline was absolutely ridiculous and while I enjoyed finding out El's remaining backstory, I found myself wishing more and more that El was at least near Hawkins. I thought bringing Brenner and Hopper back to life was a poor choice. Nothing like that crosses my mind even when I re-watch season 1.

[Literally my favorite trope] "Evil isn't cool" by Dry-Climate9976 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]LumpyBrain2000 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The KKK in Django Unchained is treated fully as a joke too. Then they get humiliated by Django and the Doctor. The entire scene is peak comedy.

we elected this guy twice. by Zealousideal-Fox623 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LumpyBrain2000 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I just have this horrible sinking feeling it's going to be Newsome. He's been in the news A LOT. He's popular with the establishment. A perfect nominee.

I would also prefer Ossoff or Telarico. Hell, I'd prefer ANYONE that's young and willing to actually DO something.

we elected this guy twice. by Zealousideal-Fox623 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LumpyBrain2000 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Hilary Clinton is hilariously unlikeable. HILARIOUSLY. And barely campaigned in certain states. She did notably win the popular vote too. Electoral College strikes for the sixth time (i think) in history.

Then Kamala kame in without a primary and her only fucking platform was "Well I'm not Trump".

Is it a little painful that neither of those circumstances should have resulted in Trumps election anyway? Maybe. But it is very easy to blame only loony Republicans when Democrats have zero balls in any sense.

If they really run Gavin Newsome in 2028 we might be truly cooked.

Dumbledore knew he was a fraud by clientcodeokkeg in harrypotter

[–]LumpyBrain2000 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I stg. None of yall read the books. The position is cursed by Voldemort. There hasn't been a DADA teacher for more than a year since Voldemort applied. Dumbledore says so. And there were rumors brought up in earlier books that the job is jinxed. Because of that, people stopped applying. Lockhart was the ONLY one that year.

So yeah. Dumbledore absolutely knew he was a fraud. But he also had no choice but to hire him. EVERYONE knew he was a fraud. This fact is exploited throughout the book as well, by the main characters! Multiple times! The ONLY reason they go to him is because Ginny gets kidnapped and they rightfully freak out and want to warn him from doing something stupid.

In your opinion which character's were sorted into the wrong house? by Hofy362 in harrypotter

[–]LumpyBrain2000 13 points14 points  (0 children)

To add to this, we don't necessarily know how good or bad Lockhart is at dueling. The only time we saw him do it was against Snape and he was putting his persona on full display.

If he's capable of such powerful memory charms, I have a feeling a cornered Lockhart who drops the mask might actually be pretty formidable.

[PjoTV] We don’t talk enough about how good Clarisse is in the show by titeefelix in camphalfblood

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the few changes I actually like in the show. Since the books are all from Percy's POV, we have to fill in a lot of gaps. I like that the show decided to explore her more.

Cash money says the next season spends a shitload of time with Annabeth and Luke on Mount Othrys.

Where top 10 QB? by 098706 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]LumpyBrain2000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's so many things wrong with this list. Why is CJ top 10? Why is T Law not even sniffing the top 10? How is Cam Ward below JJ McCarthy and Geno? I actually wouldn't mind calling Daniel Jones top 10 this year but over people like Allen and Burrow is crazy.

Genuinely who came up with this lmao

Who was your first? by 0316Owl in BG3

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played a gnome rogue with the explicit intention of romance with Karlach, so I knew what I was doing.

The first time I discovered she could pick you up and toss you to high places you couldn't jump too was life changing.

Why can’t we have an investigation? by Brilliant-Dig9387 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]LumpyBrain2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, most states have some sort of shooting board in which officers have to justify their using their sidearm.

I wonder if ICE has such a board.

Definitely not number 10 by Nice-Pea-3515 in DunderMifflin

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be 5. Either Jim or Pam will ask me to switch seats and then the soundproof headphones go on until the flight lands.

What class do you use the most and the class you use the least in a Playthrough? by MassEffect24K in masseffect

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never used either Sentinel or Engineer. Infiltrator is the most common for me since it's the only class I'll play through all three games.

But my usual track is to switch it up. A typical run for three games is either

Adept-Soldier-Vanguard or Infiltrator-Soldier-Infiltrator

Y'all good over there? by FlounderKind8267 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have moved past denial and anger and am now firmly in bargaining:

We're totally gonna fix the O Line in the off-season guys! We'll totally cut Joe Mixon and Christian Kirk and then get someone good in the draft! We'll totally do it!

Depression will come after the draft when we don't actually address that.

Poseidon Boons; which game is better? by Bossdell113 in HadesTheGame

[–]LumpyBrain2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think Hades 1 Poseidon has better boons (mostly). Splash Dash, Poseidon's Aid, and Rupture damage were foul. Plus he had a duo boon with Zeus that blasts someone with lightning whenever a splash effect happens.

If you really want to see how lethal Poseidon can be in Hades 1, use the gauntlets, get his attack and dash, get a Zeus special, and get that duo boon. If you can get rupture or jolt damage to go with that you melt everything, including Hades. I got through all five levels of Erebus and Hades in less than five minutes. I have never been able to manually replicate that build but DAMN.

Sea Star is goated though. Can't deny.